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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

Going live with Brennan Lee Mulligan in 40 min!! Turn notifs on!!! twitch.tv/katabughazaleh

Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!

Native Americans Serve in the Military at the Highest Rate of Any Group. nativenewsonline.net/currents/cel...

There been thirty COP summits with no meaningful action. Both are cop outs

thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting. now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.

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This is how Andrew Cuomo thinks we should respond to authoritarianism.

Boy howdy the holidays are gonna be fun

really seems like @govpritzker.illinois.gov is talking out of both sides of his mouth. either step in or stop pretending.

SCOOP — Pennsylvania prosecutors were alerted to possible voting irregularities by one of MAGA's leading voices against voter fraud. A long paper trail shows Jack Posobiec has been living in Maryland but voting using his parents' PA address for years. From @jsweetli.bsky.social, @slate.com + me:

ICE is doing forced labor and sexual assault of transgender people in their detention centers, reads a new complaint.

How it started // How it’s going

NEW: Ohio Chaplain Freed From Jail as DHS Drops Deportation Case “This is beyond my dreams,” Ayman Soliman told ProPublica in a call just after his release. In a case marked by errors and inconsistencies, DHS had accused the children’s hospital chaplain of providing material support to terrorists.

Everything I’ve learned about Will Stancil has been against my will. I’ve sat back and watched for a year as he kept getting forced into my skyline. After twelve months of observation, I can finally conclude: fed

wrote on charlie kirk for the newsletter this weekend

president calls for political violence against those who disagree with him

Is he gonna send the national guard to Provo now?

Bf telling me Charlie Kirk got shot

My barista could beat up your barista!

we say “slack off” meaning to give myself leeway, but in lead climbing, you request more slack by saying “Slack On”. slack off means you want the belayer to take up the slack and give you a taut line.

Terrific piece by @mehdirhasan.bsky.social for @theguardian.com. The country desperately needs congressional Democrats to get their shit together, and it needs to happen sooner rather than later.

Idk if Rick and Morty has been out for a while and my partner and I just missed it but season 8 is pretty entertaining. I’ve started watching it like it’s an anthology series a la love death and robots though bc the writers have given up on a throughline lol. Made it much better.

¡Vamos a ganar! ✊🏽 Workers at Houston’s Hilton Americas hotel are ON STRIKE — because one job should be enough! This is the first strike of Texas hotel workers in modern history.

You know how sometimes we find toxic waste that’s been haphazardly dumped decades ago and think, “what the fuck were they thinking?” That’s how the future will think about almost everything we’re doing in 2025.

i find this image so fascinating. it is both a literal example of authoritarianism but also a second-hand reproduction of the aesthetics of other authoritarian states. it's like a simulacra of authoritarianism whose purpose is to attempt to make the simulacra real.

It’s weird that she called herself the English teacher and not music teacher, right? Like Taylor’s not an author she’s a musician primarily. Also wouldn’t Travis be the football coach in this tradfantasy school? Just kinda bugged me

Just saw a dude get on Bart with a fixie. Where the fuck are you biking in the bay with a fixie lol I’m amazed

Startrek but no phasers, just MAC-10s

my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)

A group of Palestinian children had fun playing with a parachute that was used to air drop humanitarian aid into Gaza.

have never clicked a headline so fast www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Let him cook but don’t let him run

These are the people that should be wearing masks, not the thugs from ICE.

Boomers: “We didn’t have autism in my day” Meanwhile this sci-fi ICON was on their TV every week

“Over and over again, we have seen farmworkers go without the heat safety protections they are legally entitled to,” said Teresa Romero, president of the United Farm Workers union. The state’s heat illness prevention enforcement system “isn’t working.” www.latimes.com/california/s...

Climate change is altering the natural world’s soundscape, with declining bird, insect, and amphibian populations leading to quieter environments. This “sensory extinction” is exacerbated by noise pollution from human activities. Listen to these recordings in this article from @sabs.bsky.social!

One of the annoying things trumps done that’s been overlooked is remediate Bushes image in pop culture simply by being so much worse. All repub presidents are awful. This one is just digging new depths of awful.

I refuse to believe good governance is hard. It’s just people keep choosing options other than what’s best for the most people-knowingly! Yeah yeah utilitarianism is bunk, sure, I agree. But the fucking crypt keepers are anti-utilitarian at this point which is just as insane.

L take lol

NEW: We’ve documented nearly 50 incidents of immigration officers shattering car windows to make arrests — a tactic experts say was rarely used before Trump took office. ICE claims officers use a “minimum amount of force.” You can judge for yourself. By @nicolefoy.bsky.social @mckenziefunk.com

are you tired of being brainwashed by the mainstream media?