Tyflo

Every time the people discover p = np They just reset the universe and try again

Never bet against LULA 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

How it feels trying to enjoy your Sunday when you have work on Monday

My sportsmate oc Nicole just bowled a perfect game on her third try everyone wish her a happy birthday it’s tomorrow (she’s an October baby)

Playable DRA1 with an actual competent English translation comes out in a week

I’m so used to hating my sixers thank you so much LeBron long season ofc but I might cry

You ask a pokemon fan to clean the pots and pans and they just smoke pot and be pan

Meeting my older brother’s girlfriend for the first time

LeBron older than dinosaurs JB a bonafide loser Embiid no knees VJ a ghost Maxey inefficient hoops Still beat the champs on ring night Fun as hell to watch too imma be strapped in for all 82

This guy easily could’ve died on the field and he walked down the jaguars and took the lead with 8 seconds left only for sirianni to blow it. This is batshit insane and he should sue everyone who even let him play. And he should punch sirianni in the mouth while he’s at it

Thank god for these heroic bikers that get rid of these dangerous spiders 🙏🙏🙏

Put a deposit down for an apartment today it’s a 1 bedroom that’s $2300/month

-Phillies continue to run it back with the oldest sack of losers ever -Eagles season from hell is over after medical staff forces Jalen to play with blood clots (wtf??) -Flyers have yet to win a fucking game (8 attempts and counting) SAVE ME LEBRON JAMES PLEASE

Whiffed so badly in the kitchen mom is now hiding the prosciutto from me out of fear #dammit

I got a lot of respect for Ms Yuu Koito but not having a typhlosion discord pfp was getting to me I can’t lie

New vocal stim

Awesome

Another dumb fuck Monday fuck

Does he think he can atone

Fuck off

CAN WE FUCKING GET RID OF THAT GREASY PIG SIRIANNI BEFORE HE SNATCHES DEFEAT FROM THE JAWS OF VICTORY ONE MORE TIME PLEASE???????

Today I’m getting a flu shot hopefully it doesn’t fuck me up too bad

tyflo did his #thang earlier today

uhh i was digitizing a box of old VHS tapes for my uncle... you guys ever hear of something called "The Mayonnaise Channel"??

Twitter posts should be embedded with fxtwitter not fucking girlcockx please stop sending me girlcockx dude please 😭😭😭

The monday morning after one of the worst sundays I’ve have in recent memory

I just finished Star Fox Adventures, which was definitely an interesting experience. Krystal straight up solicits sex from Fox in the final cutscene. I don’t know why nobody talks about this. Her final lines are pretty heavy-handed

Candy corn money spread

Hey everyone just undiagnosed myself. I’m perfectly fine actually

Looking forward to oot again

Wake up it’s gameday

tyflo central is where the posts are made

We gotta play the NFL Death Star when they’re 1-2 and desperate on short rest next week