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THE DEVILS (1971), dir. Ken Russell

Sie is the absolute best and the whole of the Guild is lucky to have them!!

🚨Simone longform piece on Civ 🚨

Good news! My cat’s litter box has finished the firmware update 👍👍

there’s a men’s version of the wnba that’s basically just as good

absolutely delighted that @sisterhyde.bsky.social, who designed the posters and branding for the The Devils re-release with WB Clockwork, made this official poster as part of You Can See The Devils weekend www.instagram.com/sister__hyde...

There is basically no chance we win. We are going up against four of the most popular streamers on the platform, including a guy who is like a top 5 most famous person in the entire world. However: "It would be funny if we won." Go here to vote: thestreamerawards.com/vote?categor... #VoteForDVDWeek

Nathan Fielder did all that shit while learning to fly

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Nathan Fielder did all that shit while learning to fly

Shout out to the lady at our showing who got a big pop with a well-timed “What the fuck is happening?” at a pivotal moment but demerits for trying it again later and bombing. Flew a little too close to the sun on that one

You Can See Everything is a certified Vince McMahon Meme experience. “I was Hootin’ and Hollerin’” - Me

found an NYC Teamster whose tiktoks are just skate tricks he dedicates to other unions.

WotC, you're up against a bunch of people who successfully organize roleplaying sessions -- do you have any idea how hard that is?? a union is nothing you're about to get smoked dude

E.T. think he slick

Will Trump Running For Midterm President Help Down-Ballot Republicans?

I have be on X to be part of the AI tech scene conversation. Which is not at all a red flag to me about that industry and the people who participate in it

hey, listen pal. I NEED to use X for work. my job *requires* the use of a tool owned by the world's first trillionaire that connects me directly to racists and pedophiles. or i can't work

lots of people are saying that the racism app with the child porn generator owned by the world's richest man is better than it's ever been actually

the only political podcast that really speaks to the moment by hiring two people you hate for four episodes

i love sports because it’s the one context in which most agree that it’s ok to laugh at crying children

Please read Swan Boy and tell people about Swan Boy and join my patreon to see more/early Swan Boy

The new GTA will be $80, but games were going for as high as $60 back in 1996. That's about $127 in today's dollars. This tracks because video games today are only two-thirds as good as they were 30 years ago.

it's actually pronounced like sriracha

The League of Extraordinary Standers

uhh i was digitizing a box of old VHS tapes for my uncle... you guys ever hear of something called "The Mayonnaise Channel"??

if you haven't had the chance to catch any of the history of charging the mound: The Big One streams live on youtube tomorrow night, free to watch for everybody ROBIN VENTURA VS. NOLAN RYAN 9 pm eastern 83 minutes, color, closed captioning available www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6gX...

saw and kinda liked Digger this weekend, so that's small talk starters all set for me for the week

It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...

drunkenly knocking over mint-lemon infused water in a too-thin glass container while rummaging around for my styrofoam container of leftover cheesesteak egg rolls from the bar

it's not hard to imagine a world in which the Milwaukee Bucks won another title or held onto Giannis Antetokounmpo forever. so how did we end up here instead? COLLAPSE is back: www.patreon.com/SecretBase/p...

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

uhh i was digitizing a box of old VHS tapes for my uncle... you guys ever hear of something called "The Mayonnaise Channel"??

Please consider following gok here, on youtube, on Instagram and everywhere while this hopefully gets sorted. They are the best. And I'll talk about this on stream, I have a lot to say about twitch Moderation and what the platform deems acceptable.

This is Taylor Lorenz’s every day but for real. So maybe keep the jokes to yourself!!!

One quick safety tip as we get deeper into Ren Faire season: yelling “Hey look it’s Brennan Lee Mulligan!” is the equivalent of yelling “fire” in a crowded theater and will get you kicked out and permanently banned

"We messed up 🥺👉👈" this is how stupid they think you are lol. I actually think if you steal 131 million dollars from people making poverty wages, you shouldn't be allowed to be a company anymore!

lots of people are saying that the racism app with the child porn generator owned by the world's richest man is better than it's ever been actually

this is the kind conversation you overhear at a coffee shop and you and your partner make that "are you hearing these assholes?" face

One quick safety tip as we get deeper into Ren Faire season: yelling “Hey look it’s Brennan Lee Mulligan!” is the equivalent of yelling “fire” in a crowded theater and will get you kicked out and permanently banned

I think we need more small, dense, local hardware stores filled with tons of little useful shit and shelves made out of 2x4. I need a wizened old man who knows exactly which hex bit I need and a 3-way convo with a stranger about paint types. Steal the Home Depot theme and give it to Brett’s Hardware

Well, looks like the cat’s out of the bag, so I can confirm: look out for the next big Secret Base project in 2027, “Footballs”

Live your life in a way that doesn’t get you murdered and put in an AI prompt where you’re chattin it up with Hitler and Bin Laden in heaven

9/11 is a great day to reread my viral Seinfeld spec and to remember I’m one of the most talented TV writers available to write for your show. I have $225k in student loans and my family is about to pay OOP for my dad’s post-stroke rehab, so you’d better believe I’m gonna give you my best!