Typical Farter

Typical Farter

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💨. Dudpilled flopcore.

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Love that the company that owns literally hundreds of franchises (many beloved) will just continuously crank out sports/shooter slop every year and nothing else

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

Bloomberg: Electronic Arts to Cut 400 Jobs, Shut Down BioWare www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

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Scum, don’t shop there

Nintendeal@nintendeal.com

GameStop is changing the price of their preowned PlayStation 5 Pro consoles to $1399.99 / $1499.99 "the preowned console will have a higher price than the new console - this is intentional."

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my favorite part of the Iran War experience is "we needed to stop them from having nukes", why did they want nukes? because they were afraid we would invade. so we invaded to stop the nukes they were making to stop us from invading. mind numbingly stupid

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Ben Reilly is great but also the Clone Saga sucks. Also what is this show without THE Spider-Man? Like how does that even work.

Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co

Live-action ‘Clone Saga’ TV series is in the works 🕷️ • Based on the Spider-Man comics • Reportedly follows Ben Reilly and Kaine Parker as they grapple with their newly discovered identities as clones while also facing other clones (via Deadline)

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Nooooo my highly anticipated 7/10 game

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

Bloodstained: The Scarlet Engagement delayed to 2027 (previously was 2026) Development is currently in the final stages playbloodstained.com/a-developmen...

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7 cops in full tactical gear with ARs, completely unnecessary, but very funny

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com

Body camera video captured a deck collapsing beneath members of a U.S. Marshals Service task force as they were attempting to serve an arrest warrant at the home of a man who the agency said failed to register as a sex offender. https://wapo.st/4xS60OO

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All three of my Golden Axe homies going mild over this

IGN@ign.com

Paramount+ has revealed a first-look at Golden Axe, an animated series adaptation of SEGA's iconic arcade game: https://bit.ly/45z0QLs

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Here's my strut, do do do

Video Game History Foundation@gamehistoryorg.bsky.social

An X-Men game was intended for release for the SEGA 32X, but was cancelled. New footage of this game emerged from our E3 1995 archives showing Wolverine... well, wander around aimlessly for a bit. https://archive.gamehistory.org/item/92b1039b-bed4-4454-a312-d25bc6b88958

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Microsoft bought Arkane for $7.5b in 2021. Since then, they put out Redfall, and will be spun out of Microsoft. What a fuckin waste of five years.

Jason Schreier@jasonschreier.bsky.social

Even now there's misinformation floating around, so let me make this clear: Xbox is cutting 3,200 jobs, or 20% of the organization. 1,600 jobs will be eliminated today, and then another 1,600 (including the studio divestments) in the next 12 months. Full story: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

bloomberg.comMicrosoft’s Xbox to Cut 3,200 Jobs, Divest Five Studios in Major OverhaulCompulsion and Double Fine studios will become independent; Undead Labs and Ninja Theory will be sold. Xbox will also look to sell or spin out Arkane Studios.
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Wild that the Supreme Court had to step in to prevent ~50 kids (out of an est. 8.25m high school athletes) from playing high school sports, just the most loser shit.

Mark Joseph Stern@mjsdc.bsky.social

The Supreme Court's first decisions are the trans athlete cases. By a 6–3 vote, the court holds that Title IX and the equal protection clause do NOT stop states from excluding trans women and girls from female sports teams. The three liberals dissent. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...

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Actual headline: Ford used AI adoption as an excuse to cut headcount without anyone knowing how to successfully implement AI at scale.

Dare Obasanjo@carnage4life.bsky.social

Ford has rehired hundreds of senior engineers after replacing them with AI backfired and has cost the company billions of dollars. AI adoption is blamed for Ford being the most recalled automaker in the U.S. with 51 recalls covering over 11 million vehicles in the first half of 2026 alone.

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From announcing a game week ago to being on the chopping block in a week, what are they doing to Ninja Theory.

Jason Schreier@jasonschreier.bsky.social

BREAKING: Several Xbox studios, including Compulsion, Ninja Theory and Double Fine, are negotiating with Xbox as they try to avoid closure. Some or all could spin off. Lots still in flux as many studios remain unsure about what's happening. Here's the latest: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

bloomberg.comStudios in Microsoft’s Xbox Division Brace for ClosuresThe studios, which include Compulsion Games and Double Fine, are in active negotiations with Xbox and may be given the chance to go independent.
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Hyper partisan messaging that someone is non-partisan. They know they are cooked in the fall.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

JD Vance in Maine: "My friend Susan Collins was not able to be here. Sometime I get frustrated with Susan Collins. I almost wish she was more partisan."

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Yes, no one wants your F2P FPS in 2026. That lottery ticket model should die a quick death.

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

SEGA provided a comment to Game File on the decision to cancel "Super Game" - discontinued development "in light of intensifying market competition, the emergence of competing titles based on similar concepts, and our business conditions" www.gamefile.news/p/segas-supe...

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"You know this thing you hated. Well we're stopping it." Cool now do something good.

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

Xbox CEO Asha Sharma - "We will begin winding down Copilot on mobile and will stop development of Copilot on console."

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lmao at the positioning of black widows chest.

Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co

The Avengers (2012) return today in 'Marvel Rivals' 🎮 • You can now play 1 vs 6 as Loki vs The Avengers in the new mode • Join movie screenings in Times Square, recreate iconic scenes, and claim limited-time rewards • Event lasts until May 28 • Daily showtimes are 12PM / 4PM / 6PM / 8PM PT

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These people are idiots. AI as it currently exists does not function in this way. It is a productivity enhancer and they will make billions framing it that way. Instead they decide to cut off their knees, alienate a large swaths of their potential user base to get a higher stock market valuation.

Brian Merchant@bcmerchant.bsky.social

I do wish it was better understood by now—especially by folks in the media—that these "warnings" from large AI corporations in fact function as "advertisements" www.axios.com/2025/04/22/a...

axios.comExclusive: Anthropic warns fully AI employees are a year awayManaging those AI identities will require companies to completely reassess their cybersecurity strategies.
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It's not my responsibility for you to be a better person. It's my responsibility to shame you into being a better person.

Pop Base@popbase.tv

Erika Kirk calls out Druski and other impersonators: “Every morning I wake up to a new headline lying about me… I have comedians dressing up in ‘whiteface’”

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lmao they don't know who's on this site

Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social

A pro-Iran hacking group that has been relentlessly targeting American companies with DDoS attacks claims it disrupted Bluesky with what the social media site called a “sophisticated” attack that “intensified” on Thursday.

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Spending hundreds of millions on a lottery ticket seems like a bad investment!

Cecilia D'Anastasio@cecianasta.bsky.social

Scoop: Epic is working on a Disney extraction shooter Ahead of its slated Nov launch employees say they're worried about Epic's pattern of "Version 0.5" releases - a challenge they say may have hurt adoption for the Epic Games Store, mobile store and Fortnite modes www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

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Really shouldn’t be a Chief Economist if your personal politics impacts your analysis. He sounds like an idiot.

Luke Kawa@ljkawa.bsky.social

The view from Apollo chief economist Torsten Slok: “Markets are overreacting to what will likely be a 4- to 6-week period of volatility, which will ultimately result in 50 years of stability in oil markets, supply chains and geopolitics.”

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Cope. I dislike the prequels (minus Revenge), but at least they had ideas. The sequel trilogies were largely nostalgia bait crap.

IGN@ign.com

The puppeteer behind Star Wars droid BB-8 has said Disney's divisive sequel trilogy will eventually become as beloved as the saga's prequels — in around a decade's time. https://bit.ly/4sAXstk