typical cat loving mob

Omacche is the mascot for Matsue City, and his hat is Matsue Castle. His head is a clam from Lake Shinji, and his shirt shows the sunset.

Kapao, a shy and curious kappa who likes pickled cucumbers and dancing, is the mascot for Aeon Mall in Higashikurume, Tokyo.

yikes

Hanekawa Tsubasa · Nisemonogatari anime

Bakemonogatari anime

Bakemonogatari manga

Zoku Owarimonogatari anime

Umaemon, an earless, round-headed alien, is the mascot for the popular inexpensive puffed corn snack, Umaibo. He is known for his startling resemblance to famous robot cat character, Doraemon.

Araragi Tsukihi · Nisemonogatari anime

But he passing through the midst of them went his fucking way -- Luke 4:30

Kaiki Deishu · Hanamonogatari anime

What, art thou lame?

When I die I want to come back as Oga-Nyappy.

Bakemonogatari manga chapter 164

Off & Monster Season anime

Off & Monster Season anime

Ryuo Sakura-chan, a cheerful and energetic dragon girl from Tsu City in Mie Prefecture, promotes the Ryuo Cherry tree, a local monument. She is accompanied by Wolf Jiji, a grandfatherly wolf.

Bernard King

Clout Chasing

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." — H.L. Mencken

Kaiki Deishu · Koimonogatari anime

Kanbaru Suruga · Owarimonogatari anime

"Some Of Kash Patel’s Best FBI Agents Used To Work In Cow Brothels!" -from @evanhurst.substack.com and @wonkettemedia.bsky.social

Tsukimonogatari anime

Monogatari Puc Puc

Nekomonogatari Shiro anime

Shishirui Seishirou · Owarimonogatari anime

Tsukimonogatari anime

Nisemonogatari anime

Onimonogatari anime

Araragi and Hanekawa · Bakemonogatari anime

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Nekomonogatari Shiro anime

Monogatari Series 10th Anniversary Illustration Works

Tsukimonogatari anime

Bakemonogatari manga chapter 165

Tsukimonogatari anime

But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is fucking impossible; but with God all things are possible. -- Matthew 19:26

Zoku Owarimonogatari anime

Bakemonogatari manga

Hanamonogatari anime

And fucking all the people saw him walking and praising God -- Acts 3:9

Off & Monster Season anime

Perfect time to once again bring up Oh! Great's adult Araragi Karen illustration from the Bakemonogatari manga

Bakemonogatari manga

A song about California

Monogatari Series · Illustrated by VOFAN

Torimonogatari, the latest Monogatari Series book, officially releases on September 4th, but it's already available at some book stores in Japan. Go look for it if you're there! Can't read Japanese? Tell Kodansha that you want to see more of Monogatari translated! Info below ↓