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Honestly Pokémon unite shutting down is a massive fumble. The game had such a good foundation and effectively an infinite pool of new but familiar characters. Too bad it was a greedy ass mobile game.

If a grand piano fell from the sky and landed on RFK Jr and he popped out of it with piano keys for teeth and made piano sounds when he attempted to talk I would exhale swiftly out of my nose and then move on glad having never to think of him again

None of us should forget this. Meta should be subjected to corporate death penalty and permanently broken up into small pieces.

YouTube shorts algorithm is so bad it gave me a short that was an ad for tortilla chips done by Jimmy Fallon that had 40 likes in 2 hours More like Jimmy Falloff am I righta

democrats when they insist upon themselves

I’m posting this to hold myself accountable, I’m going to make some friggin seitan chorizo

today had actual good news in politics and im hoping its a preview of whats coming in just over a week

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

why does every single tech ceo post on twitter like its their full time job, are ceos all unemployed?

his pfp is literally the midwit

Do your guys’ cats also have the forbidden knowledge that they can get your attention by pretending to chew on charging cables? Or is Ozzy just a fucking freak of nature

The New York Times wrote articles that were like "the impossible-to-characterize elusive politics of Elon Musk / he's lost interest in politics" right before he became *literally the largest GOP donor in history* the next election cycle. Twice. Two times!

the most obviously fake mandela effect is the fruit of the loom logo. there was never a cornucopia, you’re thinking of the thanksgiving page of coloring books from when you were a kid you stupid idiot

i see people online arguing about whether or not biddy blas is a glup shitto and brother of course he is, every star wars character is glup shitto salacious b crumb? yeah thats a glup shitto. babu frik? glup shitto. obi wan kenobi? believe it or not, glup shitto.

i am posting in solidarity with texan furries

all of my ideological enemies are divorced

Gameoverse is GREENLIT FOR FULL PRODUCTION! The 8-episode season begins in May 2027

Surely someone has made something sci-fi called “diag:null” right? I can’t be the first person to think of this name

Everyone says they’d kill baby Hitler and then a dude who looks like this actually tries to do it and he’s the villain

I am deeply fascinated by the Ethan Klein situation. The funniest part is how the crew had fewer moral objections to genocide apologia and propaganda than they did cheating, amazing.

My side hobby of keeping tabs on the bizarre downfall of Ethan Klein has paid off in a big way tonight

i simply wish for things to happen to politicians and the billionaire class that they wish to happen to everyone else