Risharde Funches

May Robert Kraft and Jerry Jones get what they deserve this football season. Oh, and as always, Go Birds. 🦅🏈

I know it’s only the beginning of the month, but I hope that they wake Mitch McConnell up when September ends.

Do you think that he purposefully wanted children to remember the Great Lakes by updating the acronym to SHAME over HOMES?

Never thought this app would make me go down the Lil Jon vs Lil Wayne discourse or that one of them would be pro-ballroom giving them a disadvantage.

... has anyone called dibs on his fainting couch yet?

And here I thought that 'Melania' would have been the biggest Trump flop of the year, but the Great American State Fair happened.

Are there videos of the octagon being torn down yet? I need it like I need to see what's behind the Kennedy Center tarp.

In the age of a trillionaire, I'm wondering how the Republicans who felt Obama had a 'Solyndra problem' are feeling about #SpaceX... Kidding, if we could use hypocrisy as fuel, the US wouldn't have debt.

Bloodbath numbers for Trump in the NYT/Siena College Poll. -59% disapprove of his performance -51% of men disapprove of his performance -71% percent of Hispanics disapprove -Only 52% of whitesd with no degree approve -51% of 45-64 year olds disapprove www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Black people saw the largest decline in financial stability for nearly every category compared to all other racial and ethnic groups, according to a new Federal Reserve survey.

Roberts $20 Million Bribery Scandal Justice Roberts failed to recuse from more than 500 cases argued at the Supreme Court by law firms that paid his household Millions. He wrote the Court’s ethics code, designing it to be unenforceable. Corrupt open.substack.com/pub/cmarmita...

So, if I mention the year the Oprah Winfrey show debuted, the year of the Challenger explosion, or the last year that Haley's Comet was last visible to the naked eye... do I need to worry about an indictment?

I once demolished an entire civilization, but those Winterspring furbolgs deserved it. Also, there was a trinket at Exalted rep.

He fired Bondi? Impossible! (looks at the Dow) Oh, well, since it's not over 50,000...

Wars ended counter: -1

He’s gripping that podium like it was backstage at a Miss USA pageant. #sotu

Dang, I was counting on that tariff check to buy a "piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, you know, a corn tortilla and one other thing."

I think that I'm going to start hating YMCA as much as I hate Dominic the Donkey. Like, the DJ puts it on, and I leave the dance floor, maybe the party altogether. He's ruined it that much.

For those who may have left Facebook, posting this here as well: I dunno if it's how I was raised, but I rarely swore before. This administration makes me feel like I need to buy some Navy dress blues for the amount of words that I say that would get me fined by the FCC.

Please ask Princess Bride aficionado Raphael "Ted" Cruz what his thoughts are about the horrible remarks. Don't let him think about going to Cancun without an answer!

President MTG? Come on, this is all a ploy to get her name out there for a new CrossFit gym venture.

Look, I didn't even need a "But his emails" scandal to not have to vote for this guy... but if the Americans love something, it's apparently an email scandal. Hope he isn't bleaching his computers like his COVID cure...

I need people to start putting out suggestions on who they want to replace Chuck Schumer as Minority Leader because as much as people are mad right now, I'm getting heavy 'Biden Step Down for...' and 'repeal and replace with...' vibes right now. Give me a Street Fighter II character select option.

Can the SPLC just designate the Heritage Foundation a hate group at this point?

Soooo... does Melania have an office now, or did she never use it?

I have this feeling that the “It was just a joke” politicians may regret what they’ve unleashed.

So this 'summoning of generals' was to justify blowing up boats outside of Venezuela, right?

Are we talking about the same James Comey that sent a letter to Congress two weeks before the 2016 election, an event could have shifted us into this timeline? Huh. Anyway, Hades 2 comes out tomorrow.

Anyone reached out to Brendan Carr yet?

For the chryon I'm reading on cable news about 'experts fear an increase in political violence', I gotta ask... WHERE YA BEEN?

How can we tell if RFK Jr. is getting grilled if his face is already a golden brown? Should we be looking for scorch marks?

Look, I know it's all a part of the trolling campaign, but I'm really hoping that 'Thank you for your attention to this matter' is seriously looked into like 'Russia, if you're listening...' He doesn't sign every 'troth/truth' with it, and I don't recall him doing it in his first admin.

It's too much to ask for the timeline where Zelenskyy says 'I gained two cards to play since the last time I was here President Trump. This folder has proof of the pee tape. This folder has the Epstein Files.', isn't it.

At least they didn’t take it as far as they could… “The Rachel MadNOW Show” #msnow

Have they talked with each other for two minutes yet? We need to know what's going on with this war.

Be careful out there folks, there's apparently armor-piercing hoagies down in D.C.

You know, it wasn't until this morning that I discovered that 'Big Balls' was accosted by two 15-year olds in the attempted carjacking (that was stopped by the DC Police), and I feel like this extra bit of information should be of note when describing the takeover/Purge happening.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence that I had the mindset to watch The First Purge this weekend... even with current events happening today.

You think he'd be for windmills if he knew the ones in the ocean were generating electricity that could kill the sharks? Eh, let's throw some stairs on those windmills, get another one of his phobias/dislikes in there.

This idiot… what is he saying about these tariffs now, with these numbers that seem to be made up?

So... is the administration going to sue the Wall Street Journal a second time with this new story?

I'm starting to think that 'thank you for your attention to this matter' is some sort of trigger for AI bots on some other media site. I wonder if anyone's looked into the number of replies or retweets or likes to those "truths"...

If someone could tell me the difference between what Sean "Diddy" Combs did and what Matt Gaetz did, that would be lovely.

You may be surprised that China was one of the countries who signed the original Iran deal that Trump scuttled, so why would they help when it comes to keeping the Strait of Hormuz open? Particularly when Trump's also trying to snap tariffs on then?

I tried. I really tried to watch this Pentagon Briefing. I’m now muting the TV and waiting for someone serious to talk.

I love Nintendo, and I'm still wondering if I'd shell out $500 for the Switch 2 if one became available (at a non-WalMart store). Why in the world would I consider buying a Trump Phone for the same price?

Some thoughts about the military parade in my hometown of Washington DC today -- specifically, the route. Military parades in DC are quite rare. But when they happen, they have always begun, symbolically and geographically, at the Capitol and moved outward. 1/

It seems that Secretary Noem doesn't know what a 'lunge' is. Do you think that Corey Lewandowski will let MTG's personal trainer give the secretary a tip?

NEW: U.S. agents suspected Trump ally Bukele and some in his inner circle of diverting USAID funds to MS-13 leaders. Agents sought to review any U.S. bank accounts held by 15 Salvadoran political figures including Bukele, other senior officials and their relatives. @propublica.org

As someone with 40K unread emails, I really hope that any future elections are not decided by my inbox... #effsubstack