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Look, new york state doesnt have a flagship college football team, and the Jets clearly cant handle being professional. So maybe we can kill two birds with one stone

War ‘n Peace

Jerry Jones is to the left of Wizards of the Coast

Yglesias is so anti-trans he doesnt even believe in the trans-national fascist movement

A great space fascist, what a loss

Leaving the little paper slips on my premade burger so I can get a little dietary fiber

Every glossy feature on Bill Gates throughout the decades should get a correction noting how he gave his wife an STI he got from underaged sex-slaves and tried to drug her without her knowledge

Its a shame vegans are taking over and replacing regular cum with this substitute

how that beer’s hitting my hand on Friday night

okay Gabe Newell go home, you are drunk

we do our banking on X, and our cinema on Venmo

When the coach makes a RB carry a ball around all week in non-practice situations and other players try to knock it out of his hands when he isn’t expecting it

Does Scott Hanson keep pee bottles behind the redzone desk

Bellevue WA is not sending their best, what a disgraceful toady

Fandom should be nationalized and turned into honorable wikis

Intro to philosophy prof: In my lecture I have invented the utility monster as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last we have created the Utility Monster from that classic philosophy lecture “Dont Create The Utility Monster”

Its important not to pay attention to people who voluntarily become Las Vegas Raiders fans

Gorsuch in 8 months

New spooky display name

Oh man, I just watched Inner Light last night. Perfect casting for your bro you want to drink with on your porch during a warm night

What did Saban do to him and Tua?

Pollo asado

A whole mess of xps foam bricks

Resharing one of last year’s Halloween stories substack.com/@shortfictio...

If I were Scott Hanson I would get a catheter

4patriots should probably be arrested for preying on idiotic conservatives paranoia

Fried up some tostones

Reminds me of the absurdly wealthy nobles in the early modern period baking a pie with live birds inside, except the poor peasants watching the spectacle paid the noble instead of the other way ‘round

Local plug defends getting people their fix

Time for Shasta McNasty to be on Nick-at-Night

If you displease me I will make you create even more Benis Pemps

Fantastic codebase, would be a shame if someone QA’d it

me too

Congrats to central Tennessee state university

There are only ever 1-7 teams with a plausible claim to being the best in football, at this point just pull the entire top 25 in and roll the roulette wheel

Star Trek episode titles and plots: TOS: Blood of Cain - Spock and McCoy have to undergo an emergency blood transfusion and spocks emotions go wild while mccoy loses his Animated: For Whom The One Eye Gazes: The enterprise encounters a Giant Robot Odin who transforms the ship into asgard

It would be very funny if after the debate when it was clear to everyone that he was impaired they could have forced him out and made Kamala president and she could have run as an incumbent

Got her panting like a muffalo infected with scaria