Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆

“Be comforted, that in the face of all irridity and disillusionment, and despite the changing fortunes of time, there is always a big future in computer maintenance.” National Lampoon, 1971

wow this caution race sure is exciting

I am, and it is, and no, they don't

this is the most desperate for approval he's sounded imo

mods are asleep post camera falling out of plane and landing in a pig pen to be licked by a pig

Did you know you can just put MSG in everything that you cook, and nobody will care, until you stop?

He’ll, you can’t get a meal at McDonald’s for 6.50. Wish they’d put a Waffle House in my town.

Finally some good news for Oregon men’s basketball, riding a 10-game losing streak: Red Panda will perform at halftime of Saturday’s game against Penn State. #GoDucks

Seahawks are forever linked with Bad Bunny

The cruelty of it. Cold-blooded. Never in my life. What are we to do in the face of such evil? Dispatches from a truck stop in the middle of goddamn nowhere

Thing about “fair catch” is you kinda have to catch the ball. It’s right there in the name.

I don't want people to think I'm not patriotic but f*** the Patriots

Everyone, this is your cue to start dressing like cunty Eisenhower

Caleb Love is infuriating.

Blazers on their way to a 12 point Q1

Earlier today near Toledo, OR #railfans #foamers

College football season is officially over

God hates the Canes

If Chauncey Billups was somehow cleared of all charges and the NBA said it was okay for him to get his job back tomorrow, who would be happy about that? Aside from his immediate family I mean.

Blazers are .500 in mid January. It's been a minute since we could say that

Stop electing us mediocre elderly white men. That would be a good start.

YOU: Yes I: No YOU: Stop I: Go Go Go (Oh No) YOU: Goodbye I: Hello, Hello, Hello YOU: Goodbye I: Hello, Hello, Hello - Paul McCartney, Playwright

Just once I want to see a football team take it two plays at a time.

Christian Gonzales should be nicer to Justin Herbert and let someone get open downfield.

Kids today will never know the flavor and texture of stale baseball card bubble gum. That's a damn shame.

Time for the discussion?

I have now owned two Vespas. This one hopefully doesn't leak as much oil as the last one

Simpson, eh?

1998. Shook hands with Bill Gates on the Networld+Interop exhibit floor in Vegas. Mr. Gates had the softest, clammiest hands you could imagine.

Did Buffalo hire Cristobal or something?

Sunset over the Olympics from Seattle’s Golden Gardens Park.

michael stipe: stand in the place where you live santa: ok michael stipe: now face north santa: fuck you

Need a math or car finance expert to explain this "offer". Kthxbye

No WAY. Never thought i’d see this in my lifetime. Dreamt of it as a kid in the 60s. https://youtube.com/shorts/LXkcJYg80Zg?si=8jiNKbTwWQjUKqUw

The hidden secret of San Francisco was its fleet of taxis, driven by crazy people who rarely stopped at traffic lights. They’re being replaced with driverless robot cars that, apparently, are incapable of functioning under basic common sense road defaults. They’re useless without traffic lights.

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No. 1 movie when you were 10 is how your 2026 will go… Ok I guess?

Jake Paul made $100,000,000 for that. Impressive hustle.

Two boxers. Four first names.

Time to check out this “boxing match”

Good thing I stopped watching that Oklahoma blowout. What’s the score now?

Clingan channeling Chris Dudley on those attempts was not what I was expecting.

You’ve got To make Your free throws.

I need 84 new followers by Friday. Please help. I really need that new pony.

Very cool. Wish it went back farther than 2006. I did learn that we are in fact undefeated (8-0) wearing the Killer Bees (black/yellow/black).