Uncle Jayhawk

Why the fuuuck are we getting Texas political propaganda commercials on primary ESPN? Fucking yikes

FIRST BIG XII WIN! After 14 straight losses to Baylor, let the healing begin 🙌

This game is a mess

Like, I know it's KU-Baylor, but would it kill a motherfucker to put it on regular tv?

It's been awhile since I said it, but someone should do the thang.

18 years of losing to the goddamn Cats, somethings gotta give!

Dodgers fucking swept 🧹🧹🧹!!!!

Showed this unbeatable fuckin lineup to a certain Coach Ditka, I̶̛̬̒N̴̢̮͋ ̴̺̳͊̓Ḧ̴̹͙́̉E̷͕̗̅L̸̡̲̽L̷̞̀̆

Thinking about this guy

Fucking Cleveland man. Gotdamn Cleveland

Case Keenum, such an underrated absolute pro. So cute he got to bring his little girl on the postgame show.

This made me laugh

Department of War commercial ugghh fucck off. Next they're gonna say: America. We just went into a country and kidnapped their president DAY ONE, remember that guy? Me either. And then we killed the leader of Iran DAY ONE. Please visit our website.

No other human being is playing Suikoden on the switch while watching the GATORS. I'm a different breed, a real sicko

I smoked just the perfect amount to get silly and excited that the Gators are back 🐊 😆

If I was in the college gameday crowd I would just hold up a big Epstein cardboard head and post up next to the Jesus sign guy.

Monday night and here I am drinking and playing Suikoden

Not watching the game at all but I feel a noticeable calm that Jameis is back

Rodgers sucks so much ass omg

Jenn, I thought you would never ask

I have very little faith in the KU offense, but I'm still distracted by the girl that played the national anthem, oo la la

It turns out you can actually support the pushback on Ed Sheeran without making an unoriginal meme, the man was already boring to begin with.

Bo Nix scared ass

Lol he's just a boy

If we have to see Charlie Kirk posts online every September, and it's not a replay of the clip, I have a big problem with that.

Also I bet the 44 over like a fucking loser

Star Fox Adventures is definitely a video game. Already loving the cycle of: Go get this thing so you can do that thing. But FIRST you have to go get this thing over here, hope you remember where that is, and once you've done all that, only then do you become a furry.

Pretty shocked how empty the Stanford stadium is. An opening day game against a team that beat you last year? Come on

There isn't nearly enough Trump outrage. Not even close to enough.

Ughh still sad about Dolly. Quite possibly the greatest American woman to ever lace em up. Incredibly kind, talented, tolerant, funny, compassionate, sexy, and a champion of the child-free life. Irreplaceable icon.

Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it.

Noo not Dolly 😭

Oooh boy I do NOT feel on top of my shit

It's called the Internet T. It's where you post photos of Hot Chicks from Malcolm in the Middle who tragically pass away to gratify ya sexual proclivities. It ain't bad.

I'm shook to learn that Kaden Wetjen is pronounced Weeegen and not Wet-jen. What are we even doing here people?

It is unsettling how good drinking on your birthday feels

Caleb Williams has 91 speed on the new Madden lol

It's Friday!

Smoking before watching Project Runway to absorb maximum cunty

I thought I was crushing until I saw the man with the Adam West Batmobile. Save some for the rest of us my guy.

I'm high and feel like I taste soap, what up with that?

Man the amount of complaints bugs and issues I'm saying for the new college football game is pretty diabolical. Why am I excited to play this when so much of it is kind of unplayable?

Really not sure what to read next, recently getting burned out on gritty fantasy and early Steven King even though I love both.

This week would be a real piece of shit without new Starfox

If it happened today I would forget about everything else lol

Amazing to wake up early today and put some time in on the Starfox Remake. I unlocked all expert medals on the OG last night for the first time. Remake so far is great! Got the Zoness and Sector Z medals on the first attempt like a boss. Love this game!

And yes, it's way too much to ask, but new Star Fox also needs to save me from my own life choices of having sex with a Gemini beyond the morally acceptable amount of: (don't do it, don't EVER do it, do it five times MINIMUM you piece of shit, you fucking rat.)

I need new Starfox to arrive on Switch 2 to turn my brain off so I'm not constantly reminded I live in the late stage capitalist golden age of criminality and/or pedophiles.