Undafiend|Foundation

I once met a crust punk who was really good at basketball and that instantly changed my take on meritocracy

my daughter and I are at the movies, neither one of us has ever seen a Jumanji, and the trailer for the new one is absolutely incomprehensible to us. this must be what it feels like for a European to see an American insurance ad

a clock stopped at 'he has dementia' was destined to be right at some point. you still don't get credit for being ridiculous 4+years ago tho

saw a tshirt with a Chick-Fil-A logo flip 'Dick-Fil-Ass'. borderline case where only one straight guy is allowed to wear it (Donald Trump)

bizarre take. even with modern AI-powered mail scanners there are still malicious links that get through and a patient HITL needs to consider that a new scam that caught one of our users is a combo of social engineering and an email *already in Spam* that they were led to click on

if I were the kind of person who keeps kittens in 120 degree cars I wouldn't be too hurt about my daughter mistakenly thinking we lived in a tent when she was little

yes it's rule by rape/pedocon theory but it's more: Acton's mom is Wat Grandma, and while Wat Grandmas are key to the GOP *nobody wants to directly choose WG over her normatively attractive and accomplished kid* least of all the middle-aged GOP woman who's intent on never looking like Wat Grandma

what if Trump's recent homoerotic stuff about Husted isn't really/just Trump having a crush, it's Trump just *having* to say something like he does with natsec etc.

that kind of work email where you write back while cooing 'fuuuuuuuuck youuuuuu' the whole time

the Golden Retriever Theory holds that two families with a dog named Bailey have never annihilated each other

first hotel I've been at with 100w usb-c and it's a sex hotel

the second most childfree site after 8kun is disqualifying childfree people it's over

repubs love saying dems aren't just gay but very successfully gay. always 'folks, my opponent can take 9 inches and packs 7 of his own. we can't have his legendary bubblebutt in the statehouse'. never 'his Grindr inbox is emptier'n a grave on judgment day'

What HE means is this: Oz put into the empty space betw his ears the “great insight” that we pay a lot of money to insurance companies but most years don’t use it (generally healthy) and that’s dumb (w a “b”). So you won’t pay insurers anymore, just pay for care as you get it. Trump is genetically

only days ago people were saying high-achieving actors are disproportionately likely to be smart bc of Ben Affleck, but as previously understood most actors are morons

once again, this is made up bot traffic from Yandex dropped a lot (big surprise); bot traffic from RU as a whole was down *slightly* WoW but that started before the attack this place is indistinguishable from Twitter when it comes to resistance memes, it just happens to lack the fascist ones

hate a 'you don't know what's coming' post but imo the male loneliness crisis hasn't happened yet. deadender manospheroids still think they're gonna find a willing partner before 35. when they realize they were coasting on their own youth it could get worse

is it morally acceptable to beat a laser printer with a baseball bat? there's a living breathing 64K EPROM in there and it isn't even ECC

remembering earlier this year when I thought finding Nancy Guthrie's killer could be a rightwing Sep-Oct surprise lmao atp everything is so chaotic & the election so unknowable even Mark Kelly being the perp wouldn't matter

got a scammy fundraising call from The Association For Elderly Jews or something similar and the telemarketer pronounced 'holocaust survivors' like 'holyghost survivors'

I always forget a face but in Susan Dell's case I'll make an exception

realized I understand Trumpspeak better than most bc it has a hint of yiddishkeit. the inverted phrases & parentheticals are like my great aunt and uncles people say borscht belt comic but it's more 2nd ave deli in execution

love that these dudes cancelled their twitter accounts and came over here. gutter grifter trash

honestly a good idea. go to neutral ground like a halal place

PRIMETIME is one of those calibration films. shouldn't trust anyone who really loved it or really hated it actually seeing other things like that recently. LANTERNS basically. wouldn't call it mid because that's too insulting. but its flaws are at war with its achievements

mustangs can be male or female. he means stallion but is probably confused by Meg

because everyone responding is 40. nepo aside Gracie is fine, saw her give an honestly moving live perf last year

Whiteness is a social construct; as most now know, it has continually expanded. Less acknowledged: it can also contract. And specifically Whiteness was originally a *legal* construct. I'm not gonna repost racecraft, but you can Google what the OMB did to the legal definition of "White" in 2024.

idk but something tells me this case isn't going to conform to Bluesky priors

this is a great idea. also the should request a change of venue to a country where anybody cares

saw Steven Pinker in the village carrying a bouquet. assume it was for a teenager. hair looked great as usual

Tyler Perry's I Still Do, But I Used To, Too

prepping for the massage chair lady to say I have a good body 'from a certain point of view'

Marshalls/TJMaxx/Burlington are great if you have demonic levels of brand allegiance. yeah gimme them Duracell pretzels

left pic is of "Margo" (actor from the 1930s-1960s) not Margo Martindale lol prob a lesson here about knowing the diff between old Hollywood glamour shots and headshots bsky.app/profile/unda...

[proudly] i dont know my address or phone number. in fact, i dont know my own name. ive replaced that extraneous information with important thoughts about crazy bones

has the bluesky joke getters meetup ever had a quorum

well dog my cats. Bluesky sure has a lot of lawyer-mathematician-historian hyphenates