sam

friendly reminder: - your best work hasn't been made yet - no one else will make it for you

"you know this is for kids/teens" i literally don't give a shit about anything at all ever anymore at all

The house always wins. Why is that? Because the house only lets you play its games, the ones it created to enrich itself. The house likes it if you don't know there are any other games, thinking that cave of shadows to be the whole world. Do not be tricked into thinking house and world the same.

"i got my GRUB on, but didn't pig out"

let me guess... it escaped?

"At one point they ported a C compiler to it. It just used the native machine integers, because why not. Somebody tried to write a program that determined the size of the word by shifting one left until it ran off the end. This program ran for about an hour until it ran out of memory."

dead end dot com / stolen tweet

Genuinely the one thing I fucking hate about the modern landscape is normal games getting roadmaps for patches that change a lot of fundamental things about the core gameplay and it being expected to happen for years basically turning single player stuff into quasi live service

passing overhead Atlanta, GA at mach 0.8

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In the comic Sonic X Godzilla #1, one of the animal civilians says as his (seemingly) dying breath that be wishes he was gambling instead.

amogus

When your friend transitions but they keep their name

As part of the 2020 Nintendo Gigaleak, an email from Miyamoto to Rare was discovered outlining an idea for a change in Donkey Kong's character for his first fully 3D platforming game. This concept was ultimately scrapped, but the idea may have contributed to giving DK a weapon.

In the last few weeks i've been bombarded with emails from people who have minor tech support problems. ChatGPT is telling them to email me, writing their emails, and compiling "evidence packets" after convincing them they have stumbled on a major story: www.404media.co/chatgpt-keep...

commission for @shadg.bsky.social! thank you so much! #art #sonic

I got that shit on lock 200 milliseconds into a greeting I know if they're trying to hug or shake my hand like 0 misreads in a decade except some inconsequential ones

Current mood

Bro you gotta hop on over to amazing zone

start paying artists you fucks!!!! the potential of you reaching nirvana depends on it!

checking wiki abt lula and may i just say #beastmode

ladies, is your programming - a field dominated by rich white men - driven by fashion trends - practiced as a demonstration of status - funded by vanity projects for failsons - filled with queers trying and failing to break even that's art, sorry

also why would you automate one of the most fun and invigorating phases of development?

Earliest I know of is the VMU mini game Chao Adventure (part of Sonic Adventure on Dreamcast).

just got reminded of the wonderful installer for hit 2004 game ww2 sniper call to victory

I don’t know how people could say that programming and art are completely different disciplines when both workflows involve going ‘This will never work, I’m a failure’, changing one thing, then thinking you might be the smartest person alive

you can really tell which system was invented to be used via a slow-printing teletype machine and which was invented by people who got kicked in the head by a horse once a day

every bash command on linux is blplk -avqPmr o7 . ~/ every powershell command on windows is Please-Mister-Computer -Could-You-Kindly-Do-Me -This Favor ".\"

Werehog Amy....🌕 Happy early Halloween! 🎃 #SonicArt #SonicTheHedgehog #sonicfanart #AmyRose

knuckles chaotix ring tether is some sort of a fetish device rather than a gameplay element

Canon

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i got another teto dw everyone

If Nintendo let Link speak, he'd be able to tell people he's been considering the name Zelda, actually.

Discovering new kinds of strange critters

anime openings that change either visually or in audio based on what happening in the show

Only semi-related, but I also think if you do design characters to look sexy/revealing, it shouldn't be kept exclusive to a single body type. Like, let fatter characters or characters with small chests be sexy too! A hourglass figure shouldn't be required to slay ykyk

reminder: women, fictional or not, are allowed to dress sexy and revealing. the problem isn't inherently giving a character big tits, ass, and boob window. the problem is not making them a CHARACTER beyond that. people "fix" "goonerbait" designs by making women cover up and its very misogynistic