Andy Crossfield

The gloves are off!

From now on, America needs a law that mandates congressional and presidential sons and daughters must go to the front lines of ANYBODY WE ATTACK FIRST!

What fruit do Romeo and Juliet eat? Cantelope Two parrots standing on a perch, one says to the other "Do you smell fish?"

We wouldn't need the Democratic Party if the GOP had stuck to their platform from the 'good old days!'

Dear Lindsey, It's too late to say you're sorry

I am a mystic at heart I truly believe there is substance to our relationships that lives on after death. Intelligent design, or the reason for this life, doesn't matter because this is an enduring journey in which we ultimately are invincible and timeless and simply happen to like this dimension.

Penny waits patiently for her Valentine photo shoot by practicing her cute look. She's not really that innocent :)

Florida primary 8/18/26

A man boarded a plane with six kids. After they all got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?" "No Ma'am, I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints." I wish I could think that fast.

In the interrogation room: 'I'm not saying anything without my lawyer present.' -'But you ARE a lawyer!' 'So... where's my present?'

You know who REALLY hated Obama saying nobody ever got ahead without help? The folks now escaping prosecution because of powerful friends.

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Does anyone else think we should keep a close eye on Jared and JD while they're making deals we will have to pay for?

Please everyone, be careful out there today! Let's try for 20 million in the streets yelling Impeach Trump!

Gameshow host to boy: And what's your dream Timmy? Boy: To have 50 billion dollars like my dad... Host: Does your dad have 50 billion dollars? Boy: No, it's his dream too!

Pretty woman in a bar: So, what do you do? Guy: I'm a comedian. Woman: No you're not! Guy: Yeah, really Woman: Ok... change colors!

Make it so!

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I just realized 'DOGE' backwards is eGod.

Chicago's Bean can make a handstand easy!

How clueless a patriot can you be when you elect a Russian agent to be our president? Patriotism includes homework!

At the Int'l Women's Day Rally in Lakeland today

I filed a budget amendment to ensure there are no tax cuts for billionaires unless food prices are lowered for regular Americans. I thought it was common sense. Republicans… not so much. All but one voted it down.