Vander Toledano

The missing Epstein files are back in the headlines, and the official explanations sound more pathetic than ever.. If evidence can vanish inside a federal chain, people should go to jail or hell. #Epstein

Jessica Leeds — Alleged that Trump groped her on a plane in the 1980s E. Jean Carroll — Accused Trump of raping her in a department store in the 1990s. Summer Zervos — Former contestant on "The Apprentice" who accused Trump of unwanted kissing and groping.

@mlipsitt.bsky.social Thank you!! go.bsky.app/J6fXdLp

The transportation funding fight is peak American politics. Everyone wants better infrastructure until it’s time to agree on where the money goes. Then it’s Hunger Games with spreadsheets.

Still laughing at meme of him as John Wayne Gacy with a beard.

Energy companies resisting grid modernization should have to explain outages directly to the people stuck in the dark. Weird and impossible to understand monopoly. #energy

More slimeball-ism: Cybersecurity firms keep selling “unbreakable” systems that collapse the moment someone clicks a bad link. The marketing budget is the strongest part of the product. #tech

"A lot of presidents and religious people would have televised the murder. Not me. Can I have my Nobel Prize?"

This is lawsuit five by agents. They’re mostly stalled over motions to dismiss, but if they get past that to discovery, Patel is going to have a lot more trouble than from lying to Congress with Republicans who won't call out lies. apnews.com/article/fire...

In a shocking moment of honesty, the FCC finally admitted the broadband map is a mess. Wild that it took years of people yelling “I literally have no internet” for regulators to notice. Bureaucracy moves like it is cemented to the ground.

This strangely figured man actually wants to control the whole earth. Like a weirdo.

May I rant a moment about climate? Numbers this week look like a slow‑motion dare. Politicians act shocked, as if decades of warnings were a rumor. At this point the denial feels less ideological and more performance art. Also, fuck those fuckers.

I’m only two out of three, but I still hate Donald Trump. ✊🏽

It is entirely possible to respect the Constitution and even have well-considered traditional views about careful spending….. WITHOUT BEING TRULY EVIL!!!! #Evil #Devil #Monster #Awful

Bozos act like the digital‑privacy fight is complicated. It isn’t. If companies can track you across apps like you’re a lab rat, the system is broken. The fact that Congress needs a flowchart to grasp this is indicative of their utter incompetence. #privacy

In essence, isn't the punishment the anticipation of death? The dread, fear and regret? The terror? I would submit, she has paid that price.

Do I resemble a very aggressive realtor? "Mr. Trump, please note the 8 foot ceilings in this private residence, with en-suite toilet/sink unit, a view of the exercise yard and solid concrete floors. Only a five minute walk to the warden's office." #Sales #Conviction #Trump

Americans on the precipice of waking up to a dreadful reality.

The Vampire, The Whisperer "Part Two: Delights and Surprises Not in Public Record" (need a moment to catch my breath literally and figuratively) #Fatoine #Bibi #Netanyahu #Gaza #Shabak #Aman #Trump

@lizzy2016.bsky.social Thank you for including me. Also a word about the Pack title. Did you know that the vast majority of MAGA is clamoring for this as well?? Amazing. go.bsky.app/3VsnTBZ

Insatiable Corporate Greed has a nose for sniffing out anything it can co-opt for a buck. Recruit equally greedy politicians to regulate, then squeeze out the passionate, skilled growers. "You have to be licensed" is mechanism to limit freedom and leverage economic control.

Total racket

The issue that awakened MAGA to the hideous reality they freely chose. Republican Party in complete disarray.

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Wait, so many Russia did help Trump get elected? Could it be? Could that be the truth? #Russian #Asset

The new Click‑to‑Cancel rule is honestly a relief. I’m still figuring out adulthood — easy exits are life-saving hacks.

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poets.org/poem/hollow-... May I present to you, the Republican Party.

Who is more pathetically needy and nagging? A. Linked-In (4000 fake updates from fake people) B. President Trump (Rodney Dangerfield aura) C. Temu (Spin fucking wheel for discount) D. Onenote (Save shit where you'll never find it) E. Google Storage (Notice: 99% full)

The antibiotic‑shortage report this morning is brutal. Hospitals can’t run on "shortage." FFS

Whatever you call it, you just made all the goods we buy that come across our border more expensive. Michigan, he’s asking us to pay for his vanity trade war with our money.

Dolly 😭 I will always love you!

The family of the ICU nurse killed by federal immigration officers in Minnesota seeks justice in an interview seven months after his death: “There was more effort in vilifying him.” #JusticeForAlexPretti 🙏🏽🕊️⚖️ www.huffpost.com/entry/alex-p...

Starve the war, feed the people.

I have a theory God keeps Trump alive because He doesn't want that mf anywhere near him.

From now on, Canadians will refer to the United States as Epstein Island.

Evil genius By David Horsey

This!

Artificial Intelligence. Flock Cameras. Danger Will. Danger Will Robinson.

Everything Trump touches dies - thus time it’s America’s Persian Gulf bases.

The "missing‑files" situation is exactly why we are beyond cynical about institutions. If the chain of custody breaks, trust breaks with it. But usually with chain of custody issues--at least the evidence is still around ffs.

Not to be forgotten: Sudan’s displacement numbers climbing should be everywhere. People deserve more than a passing mention when the stakes are life and safety.

Nearly 40,000 bottles of eye drops are being recalled across the country over concerns related to potential contamination, federal safety regulators said. 🧵 www.nytimes.com/2026/08/23/h...

Natalie Harp reportedly posted 150 pro-Trump tweets on day of Capitol riot: Devoted Trump aide flooded her now-disabled profile urging people to ‘never concede’ on 6 January 2021. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... #J6 #insurrection #treason #GranddaddyIssues #LovesTheLoser #Blues

This Palantir Billionaire’s Passion Project is Criminalizing Homelessness www.motherjones.com/politics/202... #Project2025 #TechBros #CriminalizingHomelessness #CrueltyIsTheGoal #Blues

Not that I am even that big of a fan, but NBA preseason chatter is wild. Half the fanbases are convinced their rookies are franchise saviors. Summer optimism hits hard every year. #eastsidecurrent

Those missing Epstein files have everybody pretending they’re shocked. #toledanotheory #blackstandardcollective