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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈

@verb.bsky.social

Data nerd specialising in the detection and investigation of financial crime. I post the things I can talk about. Passionate about security, forensics, and ethics. @printfJess on the bird site

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Too young for Instagram, not too young for an ankle monitor...

Expensive bin arrived today from Japan and I am happy with my purchase. It looks cute, good size.. The PEDAL omg.. when I step on it the bin doesn't move, it just opens.

J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈@verb.bsky.social

Unsure if this is adult or stupid but I spent $218 on a kitchen bin this morning. It's being shipped from Japan. No, it's not a sensor bin, isn't Alexa-enabled, sentient or anything like that. I just liked the size, colour, and the overall engineering of the design. Hoping it lasts.

Unsure if this is adult or stupid but I spent $218 on a kitchen bin this morning. It's being shipped from Japan. No, it's not a sensor bin, isn't Alexa-enabled, sentient or anything like that. I just liked the size, colour, and the overall engineering of the design. Hoping it lasts.

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Turns out the thing worked. Technically. The issue was my code taking 1.5hrs to execute instead of < 1 sec. Fixed it by adding 7 characters to this one line... 😂😅🤣😅

J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈@verb.bsky.social

When code works in all staging environments. But doesn't work in prod. And there's no clear error message. Ugh! This doesn't happen often. Is it a permissions issue? Some weird environment setting? So difficult to diagnose without direct access to prod.

When code works in all staging environments. But doesn't work in prod. And there's no clear error message. Ugh! This doesn't happen often. Is it a permissions issue? Some weird environment setting? So difficult to diagnose without direct access to prod.

CRM data breaches are increasing. Outsourcing = Risk Not Outsourcing = Risk How do businesses navigate this? 1) Don't cut corners when it comes to data security 2) #1 3) Only put the data you actually need into the system. Not all of the data. 4) Don't be afraid to let go of old data.

Got pinged in the Qantas data breach. 🙄 Fucking Qantas. The shitty airline that takes all your money, stomps on the competition, then gives you an "average at best" in-flight experience. I'm in Australia. But my preference is Singapore Airlines. For a reason. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

theguardian.comQantas cyber-attack: what data was taken and what should I do if I’m affected?The airline has said no frequent flyer accounts were compromised, but if your pin is recycled and may have appeared in other data breaches it could be at risk

In a pinch, mushroom sauce can be made with chocolate flavoured non-dairy drinks. Just discovered this. It won't taste like the mushroom sauce your grandma made. But it's not bad either. The chocolate blends with thr mushroom, and goes well with the steak. It's a mistake I'm gonna try again.

People have been liking a comment I made on this in 2023 and the notifications led me to enjoy this again. Needs to be memorialised.

Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈@kennedy.northsky.social

This is it, the "final" version of one of the most important sexual technologies of the 21st century It has the ability to unlock powerful secret knowledge previously hidden to society Please direct people to this version

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Reminder: BSides Canberra 2025 is coming up soon. Join 3,500+ security professionals, hackers, and builders this September. Tickets are on sale now CFP and Call for Events still open. 25–27 Sept | National Convention Centre Canberra Details: bsidescbr.com.au

bsidescbr.com.auBSides Canberra - 25-27th September 2025!BSides Canberra 2025 - BSides Canberra is a technical community conference focussing on the deep understanding of cyber security topics.

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The ASX bungling their blockchain based replacement for the CHESS platform was the most obvious outcome ever.