Greg with two Gs (beginning and end)

I’m gonna be so pissed off if this asshole ruins being gay, too.

How much strength and testosterone does it take to walk off the SNL set during goodbyes cuz your feelings were hurt?

Ukraine bombing data centers is “too far” to republicans. How bout those Ukrainian schools that were just the “cost of war,” you pricks?

Shane Gillis was hysterical on SNL. I love it when stupid men don’t realize they are the joke. 🩷

James Talarico is a stand up guy. Greg Abbott is a sit down one.

Friendly reminder: there are more of us than there are of them. In civil war terms, I think the rich, ruling class that has pushed us into an oligarchy is a waaaay better reason to fight than the manufactured crisis we’ll have in 3 months after trump refuses to count your votes.

I’m more concerned about yielding power to predators who raped children than whatever you wanna call Artificial Intelligence.

"You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, coming out of her hypocrisy."

The official death of the fourth estate in the US is an interesting milestone to experience. Sure hope they make good movies.

Coming soon…

Since congress hasn’t been productive ever, why is it a full-time job? Wouldn’t it be better to be represented by people who work alongside us every day? Then spend like 20 hours/year doing congress stuff. That’s pretty much all they do now…

The same people who won’t vote for a female president because they’re concerned about mood swings threatening national security elected the first person in modern history whose mood swings threaten national security. Further complicating things, he also has boobs.

I wonder how many tickets Morgan Wallen sold after his fans were promised $5,000 after the midterms.

Twitter made this for me lol

Mitch McConnell will be reading the Epstein Files live from a gender neutral restroom in the Strait of Hormuz

If this was your father or grandfather, you would have taken his car keys away five years ago.

I have never seen anyone more pathetic than Rand Paul today, and I saw his dad on tv a lot of times!

I hereby request proof of life: Piers Morgan

I’m that age where I don’t understand Bilt

Crazy how more than half of us understood that electing a felon would result in the literal government breaking the law…

Sabrina please give back Madonna’s boots

Mother is mothering #madonna #confessions

I hope Donald has a medical episode tonight that ends all this

Houston Rodeo 2026: Cheeks in, Hidalgos out

The 15 richest people in America saw their collective wealth jump nearly $1 trillion during Trump's year back in office. Many of them were standing alongside Trump at his inauguration one year ago today. How are you doing?

If chuck schumer doesn’t write a strongly-worded letter about this im gonna be pissed

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Trump brought up Russia in this rant about Epstein. Keep tying the pieces together publicly for everyone, don. If you weren’t the president, it would be very fun to watch you unravel.

Hey, congress – um – please do something.

Nothing makes me happier than watching Bari Weiss fail where Walter Cronkite, Edward R. Murrow, and Jane Pauley have reigned. Do another erikkka kkkirkkk interview, @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy. And put all your eggs in that basket. Bari is obviously brilliant 😂

Their closing message to Indiana: change your maps to artificially benefit the President's political party or 'roads will not be paved' as punishment. They are openly saying this. Who would want to live in a country that works like that?

This deal should never happen, but it will after the president does some personal extortion on the side

Isn’t she supposed to suffer now? Isn’t that “consequences?” Tell the world what she did.

When I have back pain, I do exercises resulting in centralization. That’s generally viewed as a good thing by my PT. Kinda creepy when Stephen Miller tries to do it with the branches of US government. Greg Abbott is doing it in Texas (www.texastribune.org/2025/11/03/t...)

Democratic leadership has misread the room. Either this was unintentional, and they’re clueless, or it was intentional, and they’re suppressing the will of their constituents. Either way, them out, SOCIALISM IN! 😏🎉🍻

Farm subsidies are food stamps

In a way, I find the authoritarian takeover of our media system even more disturbing than the authoritarian takeover of our political system. Our political system has been failing basically my entire adult life. But, the media system provided accountability and sort of worked. Now it’s collapsing.

It must be noted how ineffective the elected officials representing progressive Americans (the majority of Americans) are.

Anyone have a list of these judges? Might be handy for people who seek to avoid an embarrassing situation.

Your regular reminder that we desperately need to overturn Citizens United and get big money out of politics. It is among the worst Supreme Court decisions in history. It corrupts our political system every day.

I guess thanks Hakeem Jeffries for not Chuck Schumering us

Man I don’t know about you but if I gave my life to service to my country, then two B grade (at best) TV stars came out and tried to get me excited about fighting my own neighbors because the president doesn’t like how they vote, I suspect I’d be a little disheartened. Anyway, support the troops!(?)

I sleep well knowing I’ve never wasted a presidential vote on a man baby who has meltdowns over what’s on tv

Damn it woulda been funny to hear Toby Keith’s version of “Candle in the Wind.” 😥

While I’m not one to mourn someone who’d dance on my grave, I am proud I’ve kept my job.

MAGA on MAGA crime has gotten way out of control in this country

Charlie Kirk’s death was honored while Dem former Minnesota House Speaker Melissa Hortman and her husband were killed in Brooklyn Park, and Senator John Hoffman and his wife were left injured just miles away (and not honored by Trumpstein). Selective mourning is how democracy erodes in plain sight.

The MSM whitewashing of Kirk is in full swing. They talk about his advocacy for civil debate, but they won’t play anything he said to stoke incivility. They talk about his opposition to violence, but nobody talks about his role in J6. We are watching Kirk’s history being rewritten in real time.