Randy Tutelage

A little drum solo for your timeline. I recently renovated my drum cave and it’s sounding a lot better in there.

RIP Eric Bauza, what a legend.

Love how in the midst of smearing James Talarico as “gay” Trump keeps going on these homoerotic rants about Jon Husted and RFK Jr.

Just opened a fresh copy of MindsEye and unplugged my PS5’s ethernet cable, let’s go bug hunting!

Ordered my curry extra spicy from the local Indian place and I think they took it as a challenge or as an opportunity to punish someone.

“Yo! You’ve got the coolest car in the whole lot!” - Random contractor to me as I was fetching my sunglasses out of my car at work.

Whenever I do curbside pickup at my local McDonald’s I get one of two people who deliver my order; Cool charismatic dude who loves my car or the girl who’s so depressed if you put a sharp instrument in her hand she’d shove it through her temple. All my best to her.

But what if I want to view Knuckles instead?

They were looking for people to rat out people defrauding the government, and boy did they get exactly that.

The Vectrex Mini with a UV overlay frame, running with an original Vectrex controller. 🕹️

Goddamn, if BioWare isn’t safe in this industry, who the hell is?

Here’s how to smash a big pumpkin

George’s ongoing war with my glasses.

Dohohoho why dunk on them when they do it so well themselves?

Excuse me sir do you denounce the Doobie Brotherhood?

I once messaged Valknee on Twitter; I professed my love for her music and asked her to come play Portland. She simply responded with a fire emoji.

The internet was a mistake and I blame Al Gore.

I like how his gravied brain got him confused with the guy who died in the car with Princess Diana 29 years ago but now he has to retcon that with some fake explanation and the press has to just pretend like this is normal racism and not Alzheimer's racism.

Aww it’s so cute.

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So spooky.

OOPS GOP ad buyer mixes up Portlands, spends money meant to help Maine Sen. Susan Collins in Oregon The PAC boosting Collins is "absolutely furious" at the "ridiculous error" made by the buyer, which takes blame and has refunded the money. www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...

First glamor shots w/ new phone.

What is this “spatial scene” wizardry?

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Very appropriate that his walking aide also makes it look like he’s goose stepping.

I was determined to collect the 30 Pikachu cards for the 30th anniversary set. Instead of buying the 500 booster packs required to make that happen I just found an eBay lot. Kills the fun of the hunt, but also saves a ton of money/time. They are beautiful.

I appreciate that Hurts always keeps it real

Don’t get me wet, y’all.

Exhibit A

Once removed from its confinement/place of worship the Sphere 360 impresses with its unusual form. Pure 90s with a metal grey colour scheme and deadly pointy angles crossed with curves presumably for aerodynamics. The ominous titular sphere is unmissable of course although it isn't actually a sphere

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Things I love need to stop having anniversaries, I’m so broke right now.

Earned my gold star in capitalism!