Kelvyn Taylor

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Good news: my car didn't need a new tyre, saving me £300 Bad news: a tooth that's going to be filled next week has broken, costing me probably a lot more than £300

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About time democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

It’s Gado-gado time!

Pretty impressed with this Uber taxi thing. It might catch on.

Pubs that make you register your car to park and fine you £100 if you forget can get f*cked.

She's certainly blazed a pathway to the outer reaches

Dropped my car off for a service: 20 minute drive Came home by bus: 2 hours

If you want to see a complete mess of accessibility, try zooming the text on your iPhone and then try and make changes to your Google Account via Safari.

Someone should have kicked her out of that bloody coffee shop

Imagine that happening now. Trump would deny the hole existed before naming it after himself.

There was a fucking hole in our planet’s *atmosphere* Like a legit, no joke, “this will unravel our entire ecosystem” hole in the world, and then we fixed it by working together across national and political lines As a species we decided, “we will survive” Let’s do that some more

There is something very special about the Rudston Monolith, as it stands serenely in the churchyard to the north side of the chancel of the village parish church. It is the largest single standing stone in the country, measuring nearly 8m in height and 5m in

All we need to survivie the apocalypse is a case of Sriracha Extra Hot

Just seen the new John Lewis ad. An old lady is sat watching TV, the news tells her to buy tins of soup and bottled water because war is coming, she cries as she looks at the expensive John Lewis tree decoration that she spent her pension on instead. A Gabba version of Fairytale of New York plays.

🏺 Massive excitement for this - Paige has been a solidly brilliant voice around the history of #HumanOrigins for many years, and I can't wait for her FIRST BOOK on the enigma that is Homo floresiensis! 📚 #booksky Get your preorders in now, it helps authors hugely! 👇 bookshop.org/p/books/stra...

Something to add to your diaries!

Sounds like they're a lot smarter than the average American, then.

The next World War will be started by something like Muse or Instinct

Always good listening to legends www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P6Z...

I remember it taking over the news. As an 11-year-old, it was a terrifying event to contemplate from afar. For those there, it was an unthinkable tragedy.

It's depressing when you post something that pisses someone off, even if you have no idea who they are. I'm not made for social media.

I often get that feeling

And still they won't put Mrs Brown's Boys in the bin where it belongs

Renewed my passport. Got the old one back, realised I haven't been abroad since 2011 so not sure why I need one at all!

They can dance while the world ends

He demands 'respect' and acts like this

"Good catch! Next time I'll make sure the bullet comes out of the end with the barrel."

Wow, less than half a Scaramucci! www.nytimes.com/2026/10/16/u...

This. Especially if your water is so hard it solidifies as it comes out of the tap

But I thought he knew more than anyboady about everything?

Jesus fucking wept. It's not enough that you're sick, you also need to be humiliated 😡 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

WTF is this captcha nonsense?

Wanna get high?!

"Soy boy"? Really showing your age now, congressman

"How the music AI market is evolving". FOAD, AI

Imagine taking this for an MOT

Rolling in good news today

Imagine every nation/bloc launching thousands upon thousands of satellites. Before long we won't see the stars.

Still trying to understand how Napster got shut down, but Anthropic is going public and still hasn’t paid us authors yet after stealing our work.

such a horrifying ending

"Scandalous" isn't exactly the word I'd use (gift link) www.economist.com/leaders/2026...

Blimey, actually getting some PRS royalties today. It's been a while!