The Daredevil of no smell

I found a blasphemous artifact at an estate sale

Tonight is the night the fog that turns you inside out comes and you decided to eat like an asshole

Browner dog turds

Hitting the Mellow Fellow Terp Sauce pen so hard I decide to see if my old debit cards work

My brain will never stop telling me I’m annoying everyone, so the only solution is to love annoying everyone. I must become an imp.

and he reposted it 😭😭

Defending my monstrous partner to the messy end of every other relationship I have and then cheating on them anyways. It’s the only way to make it in content creation. I follow the wind.

Love the types of leftists in the replies who can’t stop calculating National Justice long enough to think “loaded rifle within 10 inches of a elementary schoolers face = bad”

That’s exactly what I was looking for on this tab. 10/10 Bluesky

I’ve been deleting one post from a random user every 17 minutes since July and none of you have noticed a thing.

Glad this young handsome pretty boy Mel Gibson is getting his spotlight, thanks to Peacock featuring Apocalypto on the Hispanic Heritage Playlist.

Unpopular opinion: we gotta start killing people.

The white guys height keeps changing just like Tinder. This could be real.

I hate to be an I told you so person, but I was never going to give up the adventurous thrill of taking the bucket to the ice machine

Wow nothing gets the president of the United States posting up a storm like sexual assault

Give me a week and I can Luigi Bruce Wayne

No offense to milk milk and lemonade but I’m not making a second stop for fudge.Sure it’s great.

Pissing off the top of a cliff, into a fjord, is one of the most exhilarating things you can do with most of your clothes on. When you realise that you're being watched from the other side of the fjord it becomes even more exhilarating. Fortunately, we never met them.

I took one of those sales gigs that aren’t a scheme technically but prey on desperate jobless people. I was selling DirecTV at the table in the Walmart. Day One I played Tekken 2 on my Sony Xperia Play in the Walmart stall for an hour, then I left forever.

America's Most People vol.1 www.twitch.tv/videohellsys... LIVE NOW

Do you ever ask yourself if shows like Candid Camera, AfV, AfP, Punkd’ and etc still hold up? Nope! But Tape Tuesday:Americas’est People Night is still happening because I’ve always been more about real truths than “getting a laugh” @ 7pm CST w/ @durkuniverse.bsky.social on twitch.tv/videohellsystem

“Good news” fuck you that’s not why I get on here

“Third base is you sending me your debit card number” the whole stadium loses their fucking minds. The sniper takes her shot. I’ll no longer be the next American president

They used to have Aristotle and Confucius, but now you hear “hype isnt in yourself, it’s the moments you make.” And you look at the screen and it’s a Mike’s Hard’s Commercial

I’m nostalgic for buying socks and mattresses and soap and legal advice and razors and mail chimps from podcast advice. I can only spend so much money on therapy and sports betting.

Today I’m going to get out of the house, and do the thing where I give an anecdote I consider relevant to a conversation, but it’s actually a non-sequitur, and I come off like a 7 year old bugging people at an adult party.

Asking Captain Janeway why im so wet all of the sudden (it’s a call back to yesterday, Billy Ray Cyrus making my pussy wet. Nothing nasty.) www.twitch.tv/videohellsys...

(Incredibly hung voice)my Orange segments!

I’m sick of only ever seeing people that look like me in glamor pornography.

I can’t wait to watch more of Billy Ray Cyrus as a doctor in front of 40 people tonight on stream. And see I explain it so easy rn but when it’s taxes or a date I just cannot get across what I do. It’s so normal. “I watch Doc.”

Ok, so I just guess everyone has an appalling stream that no one asked for these days

*swinging a GameCube around by the gay little handle* time to get your Billy Hatched muchacho

The ability to lay in bed all day of a smokin ten

Oh just great theres a new widget available. It’s gonna be widget discourse all damn day now

I’ve been punctuating every coughing fit with a “Shooo!” So my roommate knows that one didn’t kill me.

New Cunk sucks shit

He’s a 2 but he’s got an Asmongold face

Gamers everywhere still talk about when Seamus took her hat off on Nintendo.