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There are going to be soooooo many typos because I'm not really paying attention.

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Glad we didn't vote for Harris, she would have been way worse than Trump on key issues in the middle east and would have bent over backwards for Israel

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Astreia@redoubters.bsky.social

Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show: What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc

An elevator can never break, it can only become stairs You would never see an elevator out of order sign, only "elevator temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience"

Niko Stratis@nikostratis.com

Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”

One of the fish from the quest feast of famine, then during the weeks spent trying to catch the fish my WoL would work on escaping prison

Wynvin 【=◈︿◈=】@wynvin.bsky.social

Because I was asked this in an interview before, #wolqtd If your WoL/nonWoL was on death row, what would their final meal be?

Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind? Can he walk at all, Or if he moves will he fall? Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts within his head? We'll just pass him there why should we even care?

#wolqotd / #wolquestion Depending on if your wol / oc is ‘famous’ or not, what would the most googled/searched question online be for them? Do any of these have answers?

At various points Graha, Yshtola, Thancred, Alisae, Lyse, Widargelt, all the paladin story NPCs, the three main city leaders, *pulls hat brim*, Wuk "Naruto" Lamat, and Graha again

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The year is 2035 Booker has just finished his soliloquy on the narrative failures of the endless battle shonen sub genre and is encouraging people to pick up some seinen titles aimed at their actual age group One Piece has still not finished

Ed Zitron@edzitron.com

Two days into his speech, Cory Booker is discussing the flaws in the plot of Jiujutsu Kaisen, suggesting that Hiromi was a great character wasted in favor of "empty plot" around Fumihiko Takaba. Sen. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) is loudly jeering that "it needed some comedy" and Booker is clearly angry.

Someone want to remind me how voting for Harris was the morally incorrect choice

The Japan Times@japantimes.co.jp

President Donald Trump proposed the U.S. take over the Gaza Strip after Palestinians are resettled elsewhere and develop it economically, a move that would shatter decades of U.S. policy toward the region. https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2025/02/05/world/politics/trump-displacement-gazans-netanya…

I want to start a charity where I go to laundromats and if I see a parent on their phone ignoring their kids that are running and screaming all over I hit the parent with a book and then let them keep that book to read with their child. Now how do I get start up capital to buy a truck load of books.

Super Street Fighter 2 Super Mario Allstars + Super Mario World Chrono Trigger Thats probably the most bang for your buck between multi-player in SF2, 5 Mario games, and the multiple endings in Chrono Trigger

Jake Dies Again@mediocresnes.bsky.social

I’m curious

The Chiefs will keep getting preferential calls until Taylor Swift breaks up with Travis Kelce and the teams potential to pull in the non football audience declines

I would be a god with the 4th sword But then it would it would become useless because I would be so happy with my new power But then I would be so disappointed losing that power I would be a god again But then....

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Just sitting here thinking about all my lefty friends who told me that they absolutely could not vote for Harris because of their very important morals and how my pestering them to vote for her was bad, actually.