Mark, Kitty Cuddler

Does a chowder require potatoes?

Man fuck cancer

Agua fresca pro tip: half pina half Jamaica is perfecto

Put the fucking Hawks game in the afternoon you losers

I think I just accidentally constructed the absolutely most filthy sentence possible without resulting to rank vulgarity. Especially if Nigella said it. Woof.

All this Josh Allen pistachio commercial makes me think is that he probably has really stupid opinions on Central Valley water rights

Jordan Love has a great arm punt

Man Hamilton got screwed by that VSC for 3rd

Well Sophie Cunningham in an interesting fucking choice to waive the checkered flag at an F1 race jfc

Hamilton might still get a P3. Ferrari actually made a good strategy call.

That was a goddamn beautiful pass holy shit. Not only takes a place but totally fucked Leclerc for a lap

VERSTAPPEN DID WHAT INTO TURN 1?!??!!!! Holy shit

One of the Ferraris is gonna try a one-stop and it’ll be genius or absolute shit

That’s two missed kicks so far in the late window NFL games

Ok the Packers failing to score points despite being first and goal is pretty good comedy

Oh shit the Buccs scored the illusive extra point return today? Badass

Then again it could be hilarious to watch the Texans implode on consecutive plays

Giants v Texans deserves to end in a tie

Jfc Antonelli with +2.3s on the first lap

It disappoints me that Bridgerton doesn’t use the absolute cockade of colorful military uniforms that should have existed in universe

Goddamn the Brewers are just so good

👏👏👏👏👏

Alpine I wanna like you but Flavio Briatore shouldn’t even be allowed to watch a F1 race on TV and he’s leading your goddamn GP team.

Daaaaaaaaaaaamn

Whoever sits behind home plate in Brewers stadium are like the platonic ideal of classy baseball fan

Imagine trying to buy the Texas Senate seat wth anti-Talarico ads when you could have this

Would

Hot take: making American judges and lawyers look more ridiculous in court could be a positive judicial reform.

Oregon and Washington being incestuous is probably the funniest part

Football is awesome when nobody plays defense

Holy shit this game is drunk. The Pats actually scored a TD with triple zeros on the clock. They actually scored on a end-of-half “fuck it” play. Wth

Wtf is illegal forward handing? That’s a new one on me

You know, when you see the whole list at once, well, you can’t help but giggle a little.