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Why am I, living at the end of days, watching the world unravel, nature's wrath exploding, men's resolve failing, waiting for YOU to reply? Do you not understand? We have no time for this nonsense.

they’re throwing me out with the bath water

Somehow got it into my head that I should integrate all of the compartments of my personality and web of interests into one cohesive whole and let me tell you when I figure this out I am going to be so bizarre you simply won't be able to look directly at me without special glasses

Some of the people on this site post things that are so vague it's kind of hard to know what they mean

so many things had to go wrong to get us to this point, a mind bogglingly large number, new mathematics must be invented to describe it

or we could not... but no worries if

Five days lag time is a respectable amount of laziness I think. here it is www.tonycomedy.com/witches/epis...

All four astronauts have exited the helicopters and walked across the flight deck to the medical bay. None of the standing-by wheelchairs were needed. They all looked great! So happy everything has gone so well and they’re home safe and (apparently) healthy!! 🎉

acolyte of the terminal hyperobject seeking retrocausal tendril for fun and profit

main reason anthropic is not releasing mythic as a service to the general population is because they know that service would be used to hack them and exfil the model itself, essentially making their company irrelevant

how yesterday began: the apocalypse has been deferred, please return to work how it ended: friends and I wrote a musical called "Rats" where the main chorus was just the word "rats" repeated over and over again with a creepy dance

when you take a cute selfie at the start of the night right before embarking on a series of behaviours all self destructive

stressed about the apocalypse? go for a walk sing yourself a song put your hand on a tree you'd have stopped it already if you could

date: so what was your favorite trip abroad astronaut: uhhh, i went to the moon date: oh, right ... date: umm well... i like cheese?

sure it's dark now but the earth spins so don't get eaten we'll need you tomorrow

remembering a couple years ago when i spent a month solid in Stardew Valley much like people in the 1800s would go to a sanitarium in the countryside

I am vying to become the laziest person in podcasting. Will be releasing a "new" episode that Byron and I recorded in 2024. Maybe even two!

crazy but mildly, psycho lite if you will

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

this is the furthest away from earth we've ever sent a toilet. humanity has questions! most notably: where the poop go?

i hear bluesky is dying so im back to add load to the servers posting stuff nobody reads or likes to help that process along

let him who hasn’t gotten so drunk he teleported to a Waffle House cast the first stone

april fools but everyone does something authentically unironically genuine on one day of the year

we are really going to see a big collective shrug when the apocalypse finally comes aren't we?

me [looking up from all the stuff i cared deeply about and seeing the waiter]: oh yeah, no im finished, yeah you can take that, thanks

a guy who is really putting "what is meant for you will never miss you" to the test by being a huge asshole

@chess.com seems to have just updated everyone's puzzle rating via some sort of normalisation which is maybe good but also sort of a confusing thing to do without announcing anything about it?

i mostly post here to incriminate myself in case i find myself in a regime that is against being correct and smart

it's actually so wild to do fascism in the US in the 2020s because literally everybody in that country is a degenerate... what are you gonna do send _everybody_ to the camps?

it's actually so fucking wild that we can just SEE the moon. like a whole other enormous orb of rock and it's just... there. in the fucking sky

really been getting into my hobbies lately: chess, thinking of new things to say to people i will probably never talk to again, and improv

do what you find chill and don't care too much about and you'll never work a day in your life

Some people need video game style dialogue options in real life

Jokes on you all I got raptured back in 2016 around the time of the Harambe divergence and my presence here since then has merely been an astral projection

Finally the policy solution to fixing America's train network: Tylenol For All

youtu.be/pvjgIxuVdo4?...

Every day this world gets stupider It's impressive

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The People deserve a little treat every now and then Let us do an open nomination preferential voting election where the prize is being shot into deep space on a trajectory that leaves the solar system Let us find out who the most annoying person is

Need somebody to become obsessed with me to the point that they go insane and start drawing on the walls. Demonic symbols and categorical diagrams are both acceptable though preferably a combo.

So proud of the work our union has done to achieve this. I've been in a lot of change plans in the UK and Aus, and this is the most resounding victory I've ever seen. All other unis should be on notice: your governance needs major reform. (ps join your union 💪) www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...

fresh comedy ban yes we love to see it folks no more jokes, OK?

"There's one day a year that has 23 hours" "There's one day a year that has 25 hours" Statements dreamed up by the utterly insane. "Hello I have arrived now I will change time" They have played us for absolute fools.

I trust you net folk, nothing bad can happen here, you have got my back

Pitched a movie set in a dystopian future and producers said it was "too ungrounded" because the Healthcare CEO character got less public sympathy than the Nazi character