Josh 🐦

general awfulness aside, love how big man needed to stand on the table

if you ever happen to see someone post a joke you don't understand or discuss a subject you aren't familiar with, you are well within your right to complain, and perhaps even scold them if necessary. you are their customer and you have rights

she slavic stared down putin to get this through

I KEEP MY MONEY UNDER MY MATTRESS …

anyone know any cool banks that use PHP

"windows 11 sucks so i stay on windows 10 which is perfect." install linux you stupid chud

ok non-tech ppl might be hearing some scary things about "critical vulnerabilities" involving certificates. the main thing you need to know, without getting down in the weeds about it, is that the fourth seal is broken. lo, a rider approacheth upon a pale steed, and his name is Death

if you dont courtesy fav my reply to you I probably think about it for 3 days afterwards

i’m looking to inherit a kingdom or empire of some sort. if you are rich and powerful and looking for an heir, please get in touch

World’s Biggest Bozo Makes Another Claim

posting is gamble where you can only lose

this 👇 is so true. i have to wear a ☣️hazmat☢️suit⚠️ to come in here 😷

this is actually a video of me climbing the helix of knowledge and truth

i think online is full of stupidheads

reply to this and i will destroy you with my mind 👇

i actually invented bluesky in 1976 while i was working at Bell Labs as chief scientist. it is my greatest regret

let’s all tear each other to shreds

people on this website have nicknamed me things like “Plantation Josh” and “El Pisso” and i’m not sure i like the direction this is all heading

you know, if i was the richest man in the world, i could make a flying car, too

in the kind of mood where i want to start calling people dumbasses via the internet

Apple Inc is trying to kill me

bluesky users have killed me and put my head on a stake

information is fascinating

ever since i was awake i've always wanted to go back to sleep

AI Safety? You wanna put a seatbelt on a clanker?

aren’t all these guys in a sex cult polycule trying to regulate each other

i’ll give my consciousness to an llm. i’m tired of being sentient

i think AI turns everyone into a religious zealot one way or another

it’s fine to follow and mute me. i still count the follow as a win

oh good this is real. what comes after “god has left us”

sentences that would kill a victorian child:

good morning

Bluesky isn’t dead, it’s trying to kill me

Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.

so cheerful and inclusive!!!

ticking time bomb for a generation of maladjusted children