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now listening: E:\Games\portal2beta\0 852_0\portal2_tempcontent\sound\music\smooth_jazz.mp3

dog brained 🎾

My new CPU will have a verity instruction that you can ask anything

FOR FUCKS SAKE WE'RE RECOMPILING SWITCH 2 GAMES NOW IT'S FUCKING OVER LIKE ACTUALLY NOBODY CARES ABOUT FLYING TOO CLOSE TO THE FUCKING SUN ANYMORE

the NSA doesn't even make weak elliptical curves anymore they just look at you like this

my new cpu will have the "bounce" instruction

we have given a million idea guys the ability to make whatever they want, and like clockwork it's revealed that their ideas are shit anyways

da share zone just walk out image but with - journalist - podcaster - substack user - youtuber - mediocre oomf if you're quick - artist who forgot all their other interests to dunk on ai just leave real winners unfollow

reminder that you're not required to keep on following the (micro)celebrities who place nothing but suffering and misery into your social media timeline. you can just unfollow. its free and the cops can't stop you

(imagine a setup for the joke I couldn't think of one) the portal 2 beta wheatley i keep around: i think she likes you

DISCMASTER just added support for screencam files. What are screencam files? Super old video files that means we now get 1997 reviews of websites.

HOW TO MAKE FREE MILK ON TAILSCALE: Step 1: Open console.tailscale.com as Tailnet admin Step 2: Go to "Access controls", then "Policies" Step 3: Add new rule; Source: "All users and devices" Destination: autogroup:milk

there are 4 types of bluesky users

huh i did not know cooltext.com was a GIMP frontend www.wired.com/1998/03/a-th... anyway maybe vitforlinux-gimp.github.io?

if apple was holy: liquid bless

COMPUTER SUCKS (10 gorillion upvotes, 9 spadinnerillion boosts, shoutouts from the presidents of 150 countries)

its upvote when it's derogatory and favorite when it's affectionate

skibidi toilet is so proprietary century we're all watching gnu fribidi on peertube shorts federating with loops video in the big 2027

typescript deciding to natively support jsx has put back the entire tooling ecosystem by a decade and i am only like 10% joking about that

MK8DX? isnt that the phone guy on youtube

wait chat is this what the red hawaiian shirt is about? its the Date Oriented Design

c user, its time for another blog post on {arena allocators,pointer + len strings}

why is every website div soup when the css trick that requires a wrapper element hits

pending trend of intentionally color grading edits in cooler tones to distinguish it from the gpt-image piss filter

jjj, the new version control tool for your pictures of spider man

oomfware vs haterware

photoshop is so funny dude you have "export" from 1998 that just heard of this fresh new concept called a "png" and "save a copy" which has every post-2010 format actually want to export to BUT 👆️. it will append "copy" to the filename

he will be sticker

eye contact cryptography

i have no clue what glados was going for trying to kill wheatley with a pair of ducks but i guess some plans are too intricate to comprehend

grokli the everything compressor

object oriented reflection: does anyone have any methods at all

so like has anyone reverse engineered the cooltext.com fonts and effects and recreated them as local programs you can run without the internet or are we just gonna let that bit of the internet die out once some rando stops paying for a server

i found out you can put stickers on the cs2 bomb

Why does the Gman sound like this in the PS3 release of Half-Life 2?

that would be of great help actually

ssrf protection being so underbaked in pretty much any toolkit is really disappointing and feels like some kind of indication of how little people cares about communicating with any machine not their own. "Just Allowlist Everyone In The Firewall 4Head" should not be The Solution