Steve

She lasted less than half a scaramucci

This explains why I never understood 98% of punk music 😂

I think to continue having a third Manning the most irritating of the other two needs to be ritually sacrificed

the drama in this short clip

#nebraska 🌽

Every day is a new layer of hell

A late night USC-Washington, uh, big ten showdown because everything is so fucking stupid

i love this so much

Of COURSE that voice was getting him laid at 14.

If you want to know why so much music sucks now, it’s because when there’s no bands, just random ‘solo’ singers and an anonymous army of producers and writers doing the work, this kind of shit never happens

Burning man should be a festival where they burn a shitty man Like an actual guy that sucks Then I would go

!!!!! Is this somehow the first thing Stevie has ever issued from his vault in his entire adult career? and extra points for releasing on a Monday instead of a fucking Friday. More of this please.

'Wonder was 26 when Songs In The Key Of Life was released—at that point, he was absolutely on top of the world, the greatest soulman on earth whose magnificence overshadowed even rock and pop' Many Happy Returns to #StevieWonder's Songs In The Key Of Life, which turns 50 today! buff.ly/zD17vVM

Not even mad about Dart because the second he campaigned with Trump something like this was inevitable

LFG. Almost anything other than a data center would be more useful in the middle of a large city than a fucking nascar track.

If discount store brand mayonnaise was a song it would absolutely be “name” by the goo goo dolls

Where do I sign up for fat bear week

I’m not convinced there’s any product Shaq wouldn’t shill for in a commercial if you gave him twenty bucks.

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Apropos of nothing, sharing this little except from Prince’s memoir, “The Beauiful Ones”: “…they keep trying to ram […] Ed Sheeran down our throats and we don't like it no matter how many times they play it.”

Oh my god she averages like 4 points per game

GOD DAMMIT THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT

If Australia halftime isn’t John Farnham belting you’re the voice what are we even doing here

if I were the New England Patriots, I would simply decline to play the Seattle Seahawks

First true thing he’s ever said 😂

So we’re casually house hunting (I.e looking at Zillow & sighing), finding some actual reasonable things near our old hood. (Market is fuckin’ weird right now) then realize half the ones that look promising are probably less than 1/2 mile from where Nashville will let assholes put a data center 😞

Well, this is one way to get me to care about Billy strings I guess

#goals

We’re gonna be okay

The first and last time I am ever doing this. But this has to be the year. 🍀

A reminder: fuck residencies.

These guys absolutely rip and you should go listen to my tape of this show to drown out the overwhelming sadness of this whole stupid week

A classic.

We're simply relieved Laura Loomer was cut.

I was like “wait didn’t he just get divorced?” and then I once again had to remember that, somehow, despite no one asking for this, post malone and jelly roll are technically two different people.

I turned out perfectly normal and well adjusted with no mental problems at all!

I guess I’m just so cynical about billionaires in general that I think they are probably all under or should be under “investigation,” but nothing will ever happen to them regardless of whether they’re doing crimes because neither Dems nor republicans want to cut off the donor spigot.

The single greatest event in baseball history

Boy, you just hate to see it

Holy fuck is this actually true?? (I’ve been on the road and wasn’t home to watch last night’s ep)

Every time I have to go into a Buc-ees I think about the 30 minute main story @lastweektonight.com is inevitably gonna do on this ridiculous monument to unchecked american capitalism. I mean, the mascot alone is at least an 8 minute bit, right?

Please do not recharge mike love. No one wants this.

I know I’ve heard this before but I saw someone say “Weird Al Super Bowl Halftime Show” and I got really excited about it, particularly the scathing editorial with the headline “The NFL Dares To Be Stupid.”

My housemate did what everyone said the "right" thing was. He went and got trained as a software engineer, then spent years going from an intern to being a senior dev. He was downsized 2.5yrs ago and *just* got a part-time job as a medical receptionist. There's no cheat code for this shitshow.

I'm so glad we get more Judy Gemstone