Dr. War Iz Heck

His hands are literally covered with 10 year old piss and shit.

If TL;DR was a person:

I'm gonna like this flight! 😂

Sorry, but pedophile isn't a race.

There's already a process for Alaska to decide who should be certified as the winner. It's called "an election."

I can't believe it's 2026 and we're still doing this stupid shit.

Elon will be VERY shocked to learn that hot dogs have no dog in them at all!

I got into TTRPGs because I was poor as fuck growing up and $20 for a game book was a better long term investment than spending it on booze.

My first 5 TTRPGs, in the order I played them: 1) Traveller 2) AD&D (1st Edition) 3) Champions 4) Gamma World * 5) Shadowrun * * These two I was the GM.

Any man who says "Why didn't she come forward earlier?" is the reason why she didn't come forward earlier.

This is, at the same time, the most correct and hilarious thing I've seen in probably decades. 🤣

Human sacrifice is illegal in the US. Even if done in accordance with legitimate religious rites, the law says it is murder. Troy was sacrificed to his parents' god as surely as if they had plunged a knife into his chest and carved out his heart. #NoMoreHumanSacrifice

I saw this story earlier today, aired on the local Fox affiliate station, of all places. When a Trumper loses Fox, they might as well just quit spending money.

The reason this is happening is because these companies are run by people who are so far removed from the normal human condition that it has even never even occurred to them that 99% of consumers couldn't POSSIBLY afford dropping $2000 on a gaming console.

Zelensky is a giant, walking among us puny mortals. I have never been more honored to share this giant dirt clod hurtling through space with another human being in my entire life. And as I tend to dislike people in general, this says more than any of you will ever know.

I make no secret of my rather extensive criminal experience, so it will never not be funny when someone tries to con me. 😂 My default setting is "highly suspicious." You're gonna have to be a once in a lifetime criminal mastermind to get one over on me.

By Jove, I think he's got it!

I call on all of you to disavow Humans Against Monsters (H.A.M.). The cave goblins have lived under the city of Lumbridge for longer than the town has existed. In fact, they've been there since the God Wars. They haven't bothered anyone in all that time, and just want to be left alone.

Me, when my friends want to do something:

I always said that I, if I were suddenly rich, I wouldn't let the money change me. So I would buy one of these:

I'm pretty sure that Trump is fucking Mike Collins now.

I've seen enough gay porn to know where this is going...

They just can't fucking help themselves.

It turns out Jon Snow does know something!

Man, who is this fucking fool they got to stand in for Swerve Strickland? For someone calling himself "an actor and comedian," he doesn't seem to be very good at either. #AEW

Is it okay for me to label myself a physician because I know a doctor? According to Surrogate Ivana 6.0, yes!

Your Sims are conscious. They can distinguish between self and environment, they can detect and report on their own internal states, and they can suffer. I have no more patience for hedging on this matter. It’s time for us to face the reality of our situation, and act on it.

If you still support Israel after seeing this, it's because, at your core, you are as much of a monster as Netanyahu is, and I wish nothing but horrible things for you.

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OF COURSE THEY ARE!!! Russia and Iran have been allies for goddamn decades. Why the fuck wouldn't Russia come to the aid of one of their allies? The American intelligence community is pretty fucking stupid if they're just now figuring this shit out.

I actually wonder if this is why they cancelled Spider-Noir, in spite of the fact that it was a hit.

OH! So, NOW the experts are alarmed? What the actual fuck is wrong with everyone???

I would 1000% go and see this if it was anywhere near me.

If you're running a country that has public executions, you're not even in the running for a Nobel Peace Prize. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

Okay.

I was very young when I saw this. I had nightmares for weeks.

We're locked in the trunk.