Watcher 🐀 🔜 LVFC 2027

Think of a man give fish he day, treat a man uh fish to a lifetime.

I really hate UniUni as a delivery company...their drivers habitually say "couldn't contact" without using the keypad at my building's entrance, and now I have a package just in limbo waiting to be scanned at their warehouse for over a week. They're just awful ><

US voting is one week from today. To emphasize this post, polling data and reports have already changed in the last 3 days on projections of how big to how narrow gains maybe, if at all. Every vote is needed. Change a not occur if you’re not involved and apart of it. Please go vote.

Fog going crazy out tonight

Just leave me here #berensart2026

Something I wish more people would realize.

Was a very tiring (in a good way) Foxtrot last night for multiple reasons. Definitely hoping it laid tracks for a few good things to be happening in the future too.

Another routine visit, another negative STI screening. I may be a slut, but I'm a responsible slut 😉

Can I make a quick confession? I hate...HATE...when people ask "Who watches the Watcher?" as if I have not heard that 1,000,000 times. It's the equivalent of telling a cashier "I guess it's free then" when something doesn't scan. Staaaahp...

When people tell me to stop making bad jokes

Had my first experience today where youtube stopped to play an ad in the MIDDLE OF A SONG. Truly one of the great examples of enshittification of our times...

Double checked to make sure my ballot got counted. Please, everyone, get that shit in. There are so many measures in CO this year that need to get voted down (and a precious few that are good for us), we need every vote!

it cannot actually be ignored or danced around that the closure of BioWare came so soon after the Saudi and Jared Kushner acquisition of EA. they absolutely did take the studio making EA’s broadly queerest games out back and shoot it old yeller style. do not let yourself or colleagues ignore that

All companies are Lucy holding a football and artists without rich parents are Charlie Brown. All of them.

Final worker's.comp appointment. Show up 5 minutes early to sit for 45 minutes waiting before a doctor comes in and does less than 1 minute of checking and now I'm waiting for who knows how long for paperwork so I can go the fuck home. For. Fucks. Sake.

We’re just normal men

Pass it along - let us see your pfp in its full glory. Fools, my PFP *IS* its full glory!!! But I included an edit ;)

(Shitass)

My rat cave keeps getting more and more comfy by the day. Perfect place to just relax and cuddle up after a long day. 😌

Y'all should know the play by now. They start off with whatever seems the most socially acceptable kink to cry bloody murder over, then it's just a hop and a skip and a jump to everything suddenly being criminalized. Kink content is important. Even the kinks you don't like. Remember that.

Freedom Planet 2 is one of the games on sale for a humble bundle right now, and it reminded me of a drawing I did once of one of the characters, Carol Tea!

I have one YCH left! ANY species and gender okay. Wings +$ Completed like the examples. (Sketch > inked & flat colors >inked, colored, & shaded w/ min bg) Will be finished within 2 weeks! DM me to claim. One slot available which includes both characters. I'll pick the highest completion offer.

All my friends are hot and now I'm pent up, THE MOVIE! *bangs head on desk*

"I love democracy." *cums*

MAKE ME 💕 [ #LabRatArt #furry #furryart ]

Got bamboozled by an AI shitpost and reskeeted it earlier, so had to get that off my timeline ><

Why not? lockedtony.github.io/kink-jars/

PSA: The latest NVIDIA App update adds a Default-ON option that allows AI Agents to control the app... Might want to turn it off.. Even aside from being lame AI features, that feels like making security even worse by defaulting it ON.

I very well could be in the dead center (although certain moments and moods will send me to the sides at various moments ;) )

WEEKEND BLFC RETURNS

Nothing like eagerly awaiting a remaster of a game you loved, only to have it hit and find out there's undisclosed AI use everywhere, a bunch of old, unfixed bugs, and a ton of new bugs to go with it. Easy refund, but damn, I really wanted to play the new version...

LOL Ukraine hit a Russian data center and Russian bot activity immediately dropped to practically zero. Elon is mad hahahahahaha

For the first time since I fucked my back up last year, I'm back under 190. Feels good!

Ruin a book by adding a word: The Art of Dick Cheese Making