We-cant-have-nice-things

It has always been acceptable by them.

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Say what you want about the French, but they'd already have this party started.

16-year-old Corion Evans didn’t think twice when he saw a car full of teens sink into the Pascagoula River. He pulled 3 girls to safety, then swam back to save a struggling police officer too. That’s not a headline. That’s a hero. 💙 abcnews.go.com story

Inquiring minds want to know...

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You have your assignment. 😉

Nope!

SO NOT FAIR

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I may be American (from Boston so PLEASE understand what I'm about to say and how much it hurts to say this, but IYKYK) Be Canada STRONGEST!

Dear America, we as a collective (red, blue {political parties}, black or brown {IYKYK}) society FUCKED UP!

In Minnesota, freedom is a birthright.

The amount of times I say this to political red pill people! THEY DON'T CARE! To which I say 🖕and move onto the next 👿

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Van Hollen: "If the president gets to shred the Constitution and ignore the Supreme Court in this case, it is a very short path to the president ignoring court orders in other cases. So every American should care about this."

Louise V Durham, stained glass and driftwood sculpture, Shoreham by Sea, UK #WomensArt

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Wow Tell it like it is, Frank

This is so accurate. We millennials grew up amidst CONSTANT Columbine-level trauma. Nothing scares us anymore. 😎😑

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The Syrian Arabic word for a hamster is أبو جراب (abu jrab), where jrab refers to a pouch/saddlebag/tote. And abu often means “father of,” but can also function as a general honorific (like “mister”). So it’s not too big a stretch to say the Syrian Arabic word for a hamster means “Mister Saddlebags”

To our Canadian 🇨🇦 friends: Please vote massively for the Liberal Party and do whatever it takes to continue the impressive leadership of Mark Carney. Forget the polls. VOTE!!!

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I feel like I've heard a certain saying when it comes to the rich...... But as I don't feel like I've got tact or eloquence, I'm going to let y'all chime in!!! Please do! I need more laughs in my day to day!

Facts MATTER!

❤️💕❤️ LOVE IT! COME AT ME! I dare thee!

The sane Americans would like to offer our deepest apologies. But for reals, please don't come to the US. Nothing in this country is worth your freedoms. We'll let y'all know when we get back to our regular scheduled program.

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One of the only good things to come out of the recent tariffs is the @heardislandgov.bsky.social account! Thank you @heardislandgov.bsky.social for your bravery and comedic skills!

Defence Ministry Update: Border surveillance has not detected any abnormal activity. We stand rock-hop-ready to rock, set to defend ourselves against all threats both foreign and domestic (elephant seals mainly)

Congratu-BLEEPING-lations! It’s time we had a little talk about your use of expletive infixation. ‘Expletive infixation’ is the linguistic term for profanity inserted into a word for emphasis. (For this thread, we’ll use 'BLEEPING,' but feel free to substitute another word.)

Bill Burr is a national treasure 🎯! "You journalists need to get your balls back"

Make this go viral! Her husband’s life was put at risk by the Signal texts.

Lessons in laughter: Dozens of you have shared this lovely video with me over the past couple days. And I just love that it illustrates two baby lessons in one. 🧵

At 5:01am on March 20, 2025, the vernal equinox signaled the official end of winter & spring's beginning. Let the flowers & songbirds remind you that life always finds a way. ❤️

This never happened, but whoever made this video channeled millions of us watching yesterday's disgraceful display in the People’s House.

“Hug me if you lost your loved ones in the war” 🙏🏼 🇺🇦