Friedrich Seagulls

Micah@rincewind.run

there is one singular fact about the cheesecake factory seared into my brain and it is that one (1) slice of their red velvet cheesecake is nearly 1600 calories by itself

Sam@samd.bsky.social

the UK is just cooked. seems like every boomer there has taken up NIMBY as their retirement hobby because god forbid people have access to affordable groceries

Michael Druker 🇨🇦@mdruker.app

Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?

public health guy@publichealthguy1.bsky.social

diesel/gas prices are as closely correlated with movement in voter opinion as anything. i'm not saying that's good (it's clearly bad), but it's a very useful, near-real time gauge of what direction we're headed in

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social

The U.S. military swung into action to intercept a Chinese ship after an “entirely false” AI-generated intelligence report inaccurately identified what the vessel was carrying It also “almost started a war,” a source told CNN.

cnn.comExclusive: US military had close call after using AI for false intelligence report, sources say | CNN PoliticsThe episode shows the risks of using this new, relatively poorly understood technology in the middle of the Iran war

Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️@arif.bsky.social

2nd percentile baker mayfield performance

adonis (and cait)@cait.bsky.social

he is sitting with me

Mina Kimes@minakimes.bsky.social

Seattle’s new OC looks like a roadie who eats cigarettes for breakfast and says less than 100 words a day. I trust him with my life.

Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈@josephpolitano.bsky.social

every 6 months the Trump administration realizes lowering tariffs will lower prices, applies this insight to one specific good, and then proceeds to never introspect beyond that. It’s honestly beautiful in its stupidity.

mtsw@mtsw.bsky.social

one thing you can't stop seeing once you notice it is how the pundits the mainstream media platform actively punish any dem who lands on effective messaging

jess m. ☕🍂@jametc.bsky.social

I just want to mention: Even if your AI somehow runs locally and you think it's okay, it's still using trained data from a pre-existing dataset which is still full of stolen work. The sheer amount of data gen AI needs is in the hundreds of thousands, you can only get that by scraping

The Fact of Other Minds Stan Account@csilverandgold.bsky.social

Like, what Constitutional amendments would Democrats pass if they have the requisite supermajorities in both chambers after removing disloyal Rs as traitors because Trump tries to stay in office after the end of his second and final term? That’s something Democrats should know bc it isn’t impossible

Jon Bowie@jonbowie.bsky.social

#Hereford #Cow

little lamb@puddleofbrain.bsky.social

My date to see Inception bailed at the last minute so long story short I ended up seeing it with my sin eater and it was super annoying because he was constantly leaning over and whispering ’this is just like eating sins’ to me at pivotal momemnts

Max Kennerly@maxkennerly.bsky.social

Hi! I'm Bret Rhett Chet, here to tell you why you should buy and hodl SpaceX stonk. For a mere $135/share, you get pro forma tangible book value of $7.85/share, an immediate 94% dilution. New investors are putting up 48% of all capital ever invested in SpaceX in exchange for 4.2% of the shares. /1

Paul Byrne@theplanetaryguy.com

This is a moon of Saturn and proof that there is no god

lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

i am no longer against the vertical video apps. some people should be on the vertical video apps instead of here, a reading app. with physical distance and over many generations our two peoples can naturally evolve apart from one another and we will no longer be burdened with interaction

Ada Palmer@adapalmer.bsky.social

Googly eyes might stop seagulls from stealing your lunch. UK researchers stuck googly eyes onto takeout food containers in seagull-infested places and found that they were far less likely to be approached or pecked compared to un-googly-eyed control containers. buff.ly/G5i7JE5 #ShareGoodNewsToo

buff.lyThis Ridiculously Simple Trick Might Stop Gulls From Nabbing Your LunchGoogly eyes are apparently one of a gull's biggest fears.

🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃@thepaleape.bsky.social

they got this figure in the classic "yoda crouching down and talking on the phone" pose he was always doing in the movies

derek guy@dieworkwear.bsky.social

saw someone use grok today to correct the pope

Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻@rvbdrm.com

WE NEED BAD IRRELEVANT TAKES IMMEDIATELY FLOOD THE TIMELINE

Cameron McGrath@camgottaplan.bsky.social

For the people who missed it

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social

New on MS NOW: Pam Bondi's portrait has already been taken down at the Justice Department. tinyurl.com/568u4dtz

alexis simpson is confused by display name changes@amutepiggy.bsky.social

i just keep coming back to denial of death as a major cause of all of society's problems 🤷

Jon Bois@jonbois.bsky.social

i just caught myself using the word “conflating” in a casual conversation. that was so embarrassing. i gotta stop reading books