it's a level 10 abra!

Torrance's love interest in Bring It On has such a dumb obnoxious face. 90% of the time it's just this expression:

Isn't it funny how the world would already be a much less terrible place if just like, three people died?

But mostly: find a local group fighting for something you believe in and ask them what they need most, then do those things. If you can't do the first thing they ask you to do, ask what else they need--there are lots of roles and lots of needs.

#LocalAngle 🥧

Grief is a 90-year-old tree.

Just realized that if Ubers existed in the Beetlejuice cartoon, they'd be called Ewbers.

Happy birthday, Sputnik. ily

Nothing Doing no. 41

a reminder 🪄 #illustration

Hólavallagarður is a gorgeous cemetery and also got me fucked up.

Y'all need to tell me when you're leaving to put something away so I don't follow you like a duckling

It's back to school season, therefore I'm doing my own Scholastic Book Fair

a lot of people want to believe that right-wing beliefs are rooted in some legitimate material grievance. that makes it easier to imagine that if we simply solved the material problem, they’d deradicalize. but they won’t, because they aren’t disillusioned, they’re just morons.

Bycatch: A Guide to Unfamiliar Species is now available 🎣 My first artbook- Bycatch contains 25 uncanny species & documentation about them spanning 52 pages in full color 🦈 Debuting at @smallpressexpo.bsky.social this September! Truly a labor of love, I'm elated to share this with you all <3

Well, happy 29th anniversary to the greatest ‘reverse ferret’ ever issued by a media outlet

Unexpected poverty trauma side effect: never doing anything for yourself if you can't justify the cost

Lawyer podcast where problems regularly arise from not having a lawyer: Remember. 👆 Always get a lawyer. Me: 🤯🤯🤯✍️✍️

Me: okay, deep breath. Time for afternoon focus. ... My brain: hWAY YONDER ON THE CHATTAHOOCHEE IT GETS HOTTERN A HOOCHIE COOCHIE

I don't have many talents, but I can write flattering emails like a sunofabitch and I think that explains like 90% of my success

Wait, what kind of implants

If Timothy Treadwell were alive, he'd be older than my mom. Need to sit with this a bit.

I can't force myself to finish personal projects but my boss can force me to finish work ones. So now I've written a 10pg whitepaper on boat gelcoats, instead of a damn poetry book.

Another Lascaux horse. From last Autumn.