wee grump

i dare you to post anything that is not in meme form please ffs

how lame is nicki minaj that it just takes telling her she has a nice ass and she overlooks monstrosity

hits home

I don't think there's been a cruder or coarser campaign than Trump and Vance's this year.

Me at my performance review

and oh BTW that is the EXACT OPPOSITE of what you'd expect from a hindu

ramaswamy should suck all the dicks

I tried a new persona for a bit but it didn't fit

ramaswamy is a bug but here's the shit he has a wife how do you assent to re-traumatizing another woman you judas

just read some emails by a person who puts exclamation marks at the end of every sentence! it's very distracting! it's like when you use a yellow highlighter on everything! it can't all be that exciting!

life feels heavy and onerous these days

I KNOW RIGHT

I do not dwell in a past that was no great shakes anyway

the autotune mashup of choosin texas is an abomination

Buy some headphones or AirPods. Stop using your speakerphone in public. Nobody wants to hear your inane, stupid conversations about absolutely nothing.

someone needs to snatch zuck tie him to a chair put headphones on him and play every day i'm hustling on repeat for three days

🫡🇺🇸...

that's fantastic do they cost more than a person with a disability could reasonably afford

Look at the shabby state and increasingly authoritarian trajectory of the country and ask yourself if we can endure 2 more years of a lawless Trump administration wreaking havoc with no check from Congress, then vote accordingly. This is not the time for a protest vote or purity politics.

story of my life

I keep reading that there have been no public executions in the United States for decades. Not true.

i said what i said dammit

every email is ten more emails to fix shit someone else couldn't be bothered with

nothing works everything is shit and i don't want to people anymore

💯

we're gonna fafo our way to extinction

if you are a state employee and your governor is up for reelection you might could get a raise but if he maxed his term limit you certainly will not

i so very much want this to say smol matters

folded is a deeply sad song it squeezes at my heart

tuesday most decidedly does NOT feel like friday

if you make me work til i'm 70 i will drive a cybertruck into your triumphal arch

Watching the Senate hearings like

ok this is fucken hilarious

It's really comin down out there (civilization)

Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.

hilarious that the worst thing they got on ossoff is he's attractive

I call bullshit on people like @michaelsteele.bsky.social who pretend the gop was ever anything but what it is now with it's mask off.

she should have called capitol police to escort her inside

holy shit it's what's for dinner