Tofu Tony

Getting recommended a lot of videos of people feeding things to horses. Pretty good

I’ve been saying that we’re in the golden age of chips. We have flavors you wouldn’t have even conceived 10-15 years ago

RT if you’re #epic and amazeballs

Some of y'all forget that natural recovery of biocrusts may be hindered by inadequate supply of spores and water

this mfer thinks video game characters have free will

Raccoons keep coming into my backyard to topple my bird bath and then leave. For what am I being punished for?

it’s bare minimum monday

Shaping up to be an all-time piece of shit day #blessed

Microdosing divorce because my wife is out of town. Don’t enjoy it tbh

I'm going to say something based on the replies here: I hate how many broke ass losers are on this website

You don't hear about frittatas anymore

I can't believe I've never seen this movie it might be a top ten action movie of all time????? unrelated but 2 buzzballs and 3 beers deep btw

Excuse me, it's actually holiday nog. and boy is it horrendous

Eagles lost fuck it I'm drinking a nookie cookie buzzball and watching Face/Off for the first time. And then drinking an additional 5-9 beers

wish it wasn't raining so I could bike to the theater and see this while deleting some buzzballs. alas

Babe, if you can’t handle me at my “eating cold refried beans out of the can” then you don’t deserve me at my “eating an entire can of warm refried beans as a meal”

Quintessential father-son text exchange

Everyone else at the gym is my enemy, and I will wage holy war upon them via 17 minutes of mediocre weightlifting

The only period piece I care about is my wife’s diva cup

“Do you think I’m handsome or not really?” on a shirt would go hard. Or at least would be funny maybe

One-Time Code of the day: 266660. Not a great one

Bird pics in the work Teams channel getting zero action. This job is a fucking prison

Just saw a Dodge Charger with a bumper sticker that said “Just Divorced”

To the tune of that Hawthorne Heights song: “I’ve still got to brush my teeth tonight…AND POOP”

BREAKING: Airbnb has picture of much nicer bathroom in the bathroom

Can’t believe I married into a family of dilly-dallyers smdh

Autofellatio but I’m playing with the balls too

Buddy bombed so hard in the gc it’s been dead for 5 days and honestly it may never recover. Just an all time bad post

Not sure why I didn’t post these they’re all bangers

Me after sinking 200 hours into Elden ring

I’m the guy who installs sliding doors that don’t fully close in every hotel’s bathroom. No, I’ve never spent a night in a hotel room with a woman, why do you ask?

I think that people who come up with sweeping anger fantasies about situations for which they have zero context on have existences that are less meaningful than those of ants. Respectfully

My buddy bombed so hard in the gc that it’s been dead for 3 days. Borderline impressive

Been puking all day. To stay humble

It’s probably normal for a man in his thirties to spontaneously vomit. I’m sure that’s fine

same as it ever was

It’s so unfair that the only socially acceptable way to day drink on Sundays is to watch football. Anyway go birds

It would be nice if there was one text based social media that was good. Oh well

It’s mother freaking Friday

I remember as a kid watching a looney tunes episode where someone put a gun to their head and pulled the trigger and my dad turned to me and said “DONT EVER DO THAT.” okay man I won’t lol

#togetherforthehorse

tell me Mr. Anderson, what good is a Cool Ranch® Doritos® Locos Taco Supreme® if you're... unable... to eat

You know when you make fun of Ed Sheeran you’re hurting more people than you know…

Day drinking rules. Why don’t I do this every day?

No food day drinking bike riding goes so hard

Fuck it time to rewatch The Rehearsal