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I guess the benefit of putting terrible, incompetent, irredeemable people in power is that they can never disappoint you, and as we all know, not being disappointing ever is the most important thing a government can be.

I dunno man, I’d like to get off this cycle of ‘the people trying to make things better haven’t been perfectly flawless, so we’re going to put the face eating leopards in power for a while’.

Mark Carney nationalize BioWare

Happy Thanks-Gotcha-Day!! Maple has brought more joy and stress to my life than I could have imagined. The last four years have been an adventure and I’m glad we got this smart little rascal. Even if she has eaten more of @wiggins.bsky.social slippers and coats than we can remember.

SCRIBDOON.

I never yell at Jordan. I rage-bait Jordan, and Jordan yells at me.

I am a few chapters into Dungeon Crawler Carl, and at this point I'm not sure that everyone's fervent praise of it isn't some sort of elaborate prank.

"you are maybe not at your wisest after a ride like that, let me help" - Meg, critiquing my Kraft parmesan cheese sprinkling technique. "you biked yourself dumb, okay!" - Meg, after I refused help by asserting that I am an adult human being capable of sprinkling my own parmesan.

I'm never moving again

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky

I’m not sure what that second kind of day indicates about my relative need to touch grass, actually.

There are times in my life when I worry that I’m too online and need to touch more grass. Then there are times like today, where I have to learn that people play fantasy game critic over review scores.

Big jackt #Pragmata #fanart

DLSS off / DLSS on

does beard stroking improve thinking

My babyyyyyy 🥺

How it started / how it’s going

apropos of nothing in particular: www.npr.org/2022/03/19/1...

Marathon.jpg

I have had the privilege of working with Malcolm since joining Full Circle, and he’s truly an exceptional designer. If you’re looking, you couldn’t find better.

Colin Firth bought a Gameboy Advance SP from me. I did not know who he was.

Proposal: when an individual earns their billionth dollar, they are euthanized, gilded, and displayed as a trophy in the international hall of billionaires, as a monument to their achievement in life as a winner of capitalism.

Get a puppy, they said. A dog will be your best friend, they said. They never tell you that a dog can express the most foul substance known to humankind from its anal glands. The most holy ability to love. The most unholy scented ass juice.

Watching people react to the pokemon lego prices as someone who’s been into the lego icons line for several years:

Emergency Pupper Pic Maple says “turn off video autoplay, go touch some grass or snow, be kind to a stranger, pat a dog at your local dog park”

i miss when this guy was the only LLM

Waking up on the west coast this morning

Saving Private Ryan Raiders of the lost ark Last Crusade Close Encounters Jurassic park Jaws Yes that’s 6. I don’t care.

it's 2025, and we're back again with JUST the Game Awards. youtu.be/yGBctiawoX8

I was not expecting to learn tonight that Geoff Keighley and Miss Piggy had sex, but now that information is in my head.

I personally think it would be very funny if the year that James wasn't able to put together a James Challenges Chat Challenge was the year we set a record for pre-run @desertbus.org donations. You should make that happen, Chat.

Extremely Canadian Voice: “It’s the ‘No KingS’ protest, we’re allowed to have one!”

Considering how fast the preorders are selling out, Nintendo should have priced the switch at $1000, Jesus.

My "tuba video game instrumental wednesday evening" playlist is raising a lot of questions answered by my "tuba video game instrumental wednesday evening" playlist.

This is Maple. Maple loves bananas. Maple loves bananas so much that she would eat an entire banana peel just for the banana flavour. I know this because she did this a few weeks ago. The entire banana peel. Not a strip. The whole thing.

Hey windows, if you could stop reminding me that you're ending support for Win10 on a computer I literally cannot upgrade to Win11 for arbitrary hardware compatibility reasons, that would be great.