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Watching the Netflix adaptation of Steinbeck’s East of Eden and can’t get it out of my head that they have cast Mo Salah as Adam

Raye at Reading Festival. Wow, what a talent

One thing that the nations of the United Kingdom all have in common, whether you are English, Welsh, Scottish or northern Irish, is we are the worst tourists. Globally despised and for a reason

One thing that the nations of the United Kingdom all have in common, whether you are English, Welsh, Scottish or northern Irish, is we are the worst tourists. Globally despised and for a reason

Well done Wayne Rooney 😂

FFS literally a second before the penalty

My wife, who by her own admission isn’t the biggest football fan, just commented that Lee Pickford isn’t playing for England this evening. I just nodded and confirmed she is correct

The great news is we still have the bronze medal match!

Fucksocks

Wankybollocks

They say that there can only be one good England team at a time out of football, rugby and cricket. Given how the football and cricket teams are playing, England rugby must be amazing #EngVDrc

Having somehow survived the London Underground I’m now sat on a train and some fucker opposite me is eating onion salad.

Lee Dixon is a terrible commentator

Writing important work emails when you own a cat

“This FIFA ref card has been brought to you by Budweiser” #MEXvRSA

What have we learned from today’s #springwatch? Pine Martins are dicks and Reed Warblers are stupid but excellent parents

My wife has signed up to ancestry to research her family tree. She’s added my parents and grandparents too. I’ve just found out my grandfather was a manc. There are family scandals and then there is this

A parliamentary by-election costs up to £450,000 according to recent research. That is a lot of money to waste

Now I’m not saying they are but…

Reasons I couldn’t be an astronaut (apart from being overweight, stupid and lazy) I could barely take the stress from my sofa let alone being sat in a box doing 24,000mph. You guys are amazing! #artemis2

Can’t believe they let farmyard birds keep dogs as pets

Cats are such graceful, majestic creatures

I bought some grass seed to redo my my very small lawn. I bought it online but forgot to check how much I actually need. Are there any football fields that need their entire pitch reseeded?

Reading and greatly enjoying This Way Up by @jayforeman.bsky.social and @markcooperjones.bsky.social and laughed out loud on a busy train where they tell the story of how snakebite and black was invented. Who knew it was so closely connected to African exploration?

The BBC snowboarding Winter Olympics commentators are making this unwatchable. Please remember the vast majority of the audience have no idea what a 17500 flipflop wicky wacky woo with a reverse Dog Star is. Maybe, just maybe explain what the hell you are in about?

I still maintain the Winter Olympics should have the same events as the summer games but on ice and snow. Ice tennis and the 100m running down a ski slope would be hilarious

Wow Temu, you’ve really captured the mood of the nation

Just watched the amazing Ballad of Wallis island written and starring by Tim Key and Tom Basden. An hour and a half of joy. Such a great film

Meta AI isn’t the brightest spark is it?

My 10yo daughter told us tonight that “67 was brainrotted the last minute of 25”. We asked her to explain what the hell this meant and she cleared it up with “sharky is 67 is brainrotted. What don’t you understand?”

The cat is greatly enjoying @lucyworsley.bsky.social ‘s Victorian murder club

The Orion Nebula using my Seestar for a 20s x 30m stack

The problem with Labuschagne is if you break his leg he’ll go on to score a century #theashes

I think this shows the level of attention I am paying but I’ve only just realised the on field adverts are just computer graphics and aren’t printing into the field. #ashes2025 #thecricket

I’ve just won Christmas

Pointed my telescope at a random patch of sky last night and let it do its thing for 24 mins. So much going on here #seestar #astronomy

I saw Rose Ayling-Ellis on my train. There was an announcement that the train was delayed. Thought I'd be a good citizen and write the message down and passed it to her. It wasn't her. It was a very confused non deaf woman.

Personally I think they should’ve made that a 4 hour show with more heavily scripted banter between the guests. The ice hockey bloke should’ve drawn all the balls too. #worldcupdraw

With England in group L does this mean that we’ll play our first game about 7 weeks after the tournament starts? #worldcupdraw

Uzbekistan can go in any group because no one really knows where it is #worldcupdraw

Stop saying guys Rio

I once watched a dog crunching on a live frog. It was one of the worst things I’ve witnessed. Until now that is #worldcupdraw

World Cup draw

The draw for the second round of the FA cup, normally held in a car park in Nuneaton, is better than this #worldcupdraw