paranormal mattivity

Oxford Street has (finally) been pedestrianised, and the responses can easily be broken down into two categories: Right wingers pretending to care about/be disabled people: (The entire length of ox street is 1 mile, btw, and there’s still side streets for busses, etc)

I’m sorry your yearly trip “up town” has been ruined now you can’t see the pretty Christmas lights from a bus :((( I’m sure the American Candy and I❤️LDN shops will be very upset

Oxford Street has (finally) been pedestrianised, and the responses can easily be broken down into two categories: Right wingers pretending to care about/be disabled people: (The entire length of ox street is 1 mile, btw, and there’s still side streets for busses, etc)

…And the much larger category of “tourists”

Weather like this reminds me of one of the highlights of lockdown: Big Plane TV

Tbf it’s pretty great that we can call a celebrity across the other side of the world a cunt, and be relatively certain they read it. Truly we live in an age of wonders.

If there’s one thing to be learnt from the Ethan and Hila drama, it’s if you spend a decade burning every bridge available to you, and sue anyone who disagrees with you, don’t be surprised if you get no sympathy when your relationship breaks down.

No no NO

How come when most of the internet is down, Bluesky is sold as ever, but, like, just pick any random day in, like, a February and there’s a decent chance Bluesky would be down.

Remember when Megan Thee Stallion released WAP and the right had a collective crash out over it and fell over themselves to announce how they’ve never pleasured a woman. Just lol, lmao.

Kids these days are too 6-7 & not enough 3-6-9 damn she fine, I’m hoping she can sock it to me one more time and roll, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, to the windows, to the walls, till the sweat drops down my balls, till all the bitches crawl, till all skeet skeet motherfucker

Whatever it is I hope it hurts

TikTok is never dodging those accusations. Also a little taste of age gap discourse for a 46 year old (man, predator) dating a 35 year old (adult girl, toddler even).

Every so often you get reminded how young the average user is of that site, it’s between this “50 is basically time for the hospice” and “why aren’t Millennials retiring to free up jobs for the GenZs”

Worth noting that general anaesthetic isn’t a nap, medically speaking, is closer to “being dead” than “being asleep”, that’s why you always wake up from a general more tired than when you went under. It’s also why the anaesthesiologist is the most well paid person in the operating room.

I assume theres lots of north London private school lads who pretend to be flamboyant gay Germans, or antisemitic Kazakh journalists? Or are they not part of his grand satire of upper class schoolboys?

Ironically in The Purge, it was shown that even in the universe of The Purge, during the purge, people originally just partied. The government then sent in kill squads to create disturbances and get rid of “undesirables”