Windsor Mann

The key to surviving a second Trump presidency is to oppose him without losing your mind. If anyone knows how to do this, let me know.

If you’re offended by a comment about the Cheesecake Factory, your life is going really well.

“I used to find gambling personally repellent but thought it should be legalized. Now I find it less off-putting but think it should be harder to do.” windsormann.substack.com/p/the-troubl...

Not trying to brag but I’m not having dinner with Trump.

“We use our phones constantly and we want them to be proud of us.” Me on our obsession with streaks: windsormann.substack.com/p/were-all-g...

The moral is, if you’re appointed Ambassador to Greece as an unqualified nepo hire, don’t try to do bonus grifts. The grift is being Ambassador to Greece. You are being paid to hang out in Greece for 4 years. Grift accomplished

In honor of Hannah Arendt’s 120th birthday, here are some quotations that are especially pertinent today. windsormann.substack.com/p/hannah-are...

Kimberly Guilfoyle is retiring to spend more time away from Trump’s family.

Mental stability hack: Ignore all the horrible things Trump is doing to the country. Unfortunately, this is also an authoritarian hack. windsormann.substack.com/p/how-much-n...

My favorite thing about Kimberly Guilfoyle is that she got to where she is in life on merit and hard work alone.

“If the woke mob is your biggest problem, water and electricity probably aren’t problems.” My latest: windsormann.substack.com/p/the-politi...

The problem with reading the transcripts of Trump’s interviews and speeches is that you don’t get to hear all the words he mispronounces.

Drop the toy you’re playing with and read my new column. windsormann.substack.com/p/adults-gro...

Trump’s low approval numbers prove that voters can be right, but only after it’s too late.

We’re all sleeptalking. windsormann.substack.com/p/are-you-aw...

I wrote about Russia’s election and still found a way to quote myself. windsormann.substack.com/p/winning-st...

The Contents of My Journal Will Shock You windsormann.substack.com/p/the-conten...

If Trump gives me $5,000, I’ll spend it on lawyers trying to put him in prison.

On today’s #DogShirtTV, @benjaminwittes.lawfaremedia.org welcomes @windsormann.bsky.social to discuss self-exile after Trump's victory, living in #PuertoRico as a #WASP, and the prospect of Puerto Rican statehood. 🇵🇷 www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvII...

I absolutely love this piece by @Windsormann.bsky.social. I’ve never been to Puerto Rico. Now I’d like to go. And now I have a place to stay.😎 Give this a read. You’ll enjoy it.👇

“The last thing I want when I’m trying to Hispanicize myself is for Puerto Ricans to Anglicize me. In Puerto Rico, I am Juan. Or, as I prefer to say, me llamo Juan.” Me on my first couple of months in Puerto Rico: windsormann.substack.com/p/i-left-ame...

Trump is celebrating Labor Day by doing what he does every day: no labor.

Trump began by calling for Iran’s unconditional surrender. He ends by calling the mullahs “very rational people,” “nice to deal with,” and “strong and smart.”

Trump’s birthday should be a national day of mourning.

To succeed in today’s GOP, you have to fail as a human being.

Like Jesus, Trump has never read the New Testament.

Happy April Trump’s Day!

My latest:

It’s embarrassing that Trump needs to put his name on everything, like a child with a crayon and no supervision www.thedailybeast.com/the-true-cos...

Not trying to brag but I’ve never voted for Trump.

Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think Trump alone can fix it.

Trump runs wars almost as well as he runs.

Kristi Noem is retiring to spend more time killing her dogs.

Is anyone else distressed by all the commercials that address Trump directly?

Trump is not pro-war or pro-peace. He’s pro-Trump.

Trump’s State of the Union address was nasty, brutish, and too long.

Presidents’ Day is the participation trophy of holidays. It’s like celebrating “the teams in the NFL” or “the leaders of World War II.”

The problem with Europe was that there was no one to confide my distress about American politics to.

“I never thought of myself as someone who runs away from my problems. I always thought of myself as someone who flies away from them.” Me on my attempt to expatriate in @thedailybeast.bsky.social: www.thedailybeast.com/i-fled-trump...

Happy birthday to Alex Jones, although it’s possible his birth was a hoax staged by actors paid by the Illuminati!

“Don’t obey illegal orders.” “We’re going to throw you in jail for saying such an outrageous thing!”

Trump hates Bad Bunny because he did something Trump cannot do: He got millions of people all over the world to watch him on TV and cheer for him.

“No form of prayer breakfast yet devised will save this crew, or earn it forgiveness.” —Christopher Hitchens

It’s only a matter of time until Trump renames Reagan National Airport “Trump Nationalist Airport.”

When Trump is president, time goes so slow and yet everyone ages so fast.

Personally, I’d rather hear “I’m from the government and I’m here to help” than “I’m from the government and I’m here to shoot you.”

I really want to move to another country, but I’m afraid Trump will invade it and start running it.

Trump takes trivial things seriously and serious things trivially.

The only way to get ICE agents to take off their masks is to tell them that there’s a deadly virus and wearing those masks is the only way to prevent it from spreading.

“MAGA is many things, but above all it’s a movement about redistributing respect away from those who command too much (overeducated coastal elites) to those who don’t have enough (white Americans without advanced degrees who feel left behind).” www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

This, along with the talk of fighting Venezuela, seems very “I’m unpopular so I’ll start random wars” to me.