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Write or Die 🦕

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Writer, basketball freak Here to fuck shit up and to resist the freefall of fascism “Good Trouble” Devout Misandrist 💍🦞✨📎

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We have come a long, long, way baby. ✨

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I’m ready to shake hands with Beefhurt Cretin. youtu.be/JqKiH4UWrzk?...

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Here's a life hack for my fellow, she's, they's, and girly boys; you can use your train case as a weapon. Just ask @magicode.bsky.social, he has permanent brain damage. 🥰

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I hope that there are willing rent boys wherever Lindsay Graham ends up, and hopefully, way less HPV.

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I remember the "Betty Crocker eyes" jokes, and I will have you know that I hold grudges of a sexual nature. Do not test me. I will get married and punish you by not using Betty Crocker products you sick fuck.

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I have outgrown Utah in every way. I'm a New Yorker now. Pizza Rat and I are very hot and heavy. ✨

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I'm what happens when a handful of loose glitter and a dictionary start throwing hands in a Taco Bell parking lot. ✨

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We have come full circle. Blue Sky saved my life. Thank you for being the best. John Mulaney, yes, I will marry you.

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You better come inside and kiss me.

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Let’s get debauched. Ya girl is a freak. Run the train.

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You better come inside and kiss me.

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I made it to The Road Home.

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I love him so much.

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First of all, I’m the real Slim Shady. Please take several seats. 💅

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Love Island? More like “Thirsty Gay Tossers.” 💅

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I’m at the University of Utah hospital Starbucks and I’m starving. Help.

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some of the loudest white supremacists and white nationalists i've had the displeasure of knowing had melanin you have got to be white asf

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Childless Cat Lady 🐈 🇦🇺 💙

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Where are my fellow weirdos at? 💙🤪☺️💙

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Beauty wants the Beast.

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Where in the world is Anne Shirley?

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Where in the world is Anne Shirley? ✨

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Yearning is such exquisite torture. ✨ youtu.be/EVdXsA_2OXI?...

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Where in the world is Anne Shirley?

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Oh help. It’s little old me. The damsel in distress. ✨ Where in the world is Anne Shirley?

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In trouble in the bushes again. Where in the world is Anne Shirley?

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Go fetch!

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Where in the world is Anne Shirley?

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This brothel needs some updating. ✨ Where in the world is Anne Shirley?

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Marco!

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Jack, the Neopolitan ice cream is melting in the sun

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She anne on my widde til i combe

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Petition to forcibly take “Spiderman,” away from Donavan Mitchell and give it to the obvious heir apparent, Tyrese Haliburton. He’s the geeky Spidey we need ✨

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Alchemy

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Every single time I even THINK about tequila, I gag. 😭

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Petition for Michael Che’ and Colin Jost to let me write their adversarial Weekend Update jokes for SNL. I will ruin their careers with so much joy. ✨