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"Charlie brown will kick the football this time" No he won't. That isn't true.

It's pretty mind-bending that one day I'll just post some shit like "6 7-of-9" and then that'll be my last post and some of you will wonder if i died and yes probably unless you see another bad post within 10 hours

(walkinf along sidewalk) swine.. wallowing in dry concrete.. lined up for whatever food, water, slaughter, it doesn't matter..... oh wow what a babe........ we're all swine..... sexy sexy swine.........

I often feel like I'm the only user holding this site together

Shouts out

Girl who spoons you and then knifes you

It's not just Germany.

Im hitting my dmt cart right now...

Life bro shit's crazy

guys please like my stoner jedi tweets

I'd like to humbly request to not be fucked not a fan of sex

Y'all remember señorita awesome..

Babe is my skull rock-bashable?

at the water cooler like have you heard what women who don't have a bedframe have been saying

What the fuck do you mean star wars galactic racer is a roguelike WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN

Turn my swag on..

[tucks my favorite skeet of yours into my fupa for safekeeping in the same way that an otter tucks its favorite rock into its armpit flap]

My pee smells like piss, bro

The white man has been here How do you know Deckbuilder roguelike cozy incremental game

walking so gay + fast that I red mist some grandparents on the way to the craft store

Tandem unicycle type shit

the slander potential is great with this thumbnail

i met barack obama man it was like a movie bro this is what it was like

Night bump! I can use a little more help on groceries and maybe a little more for takeout like pizza or something I can stretch out. #HomelessSky #mutualaid #helpsky #fundsky #transcrowdfund #helpfolkslive2026 #maboost #urgent 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️

*stores you in my cheek pouch*

trying on my person who eats all the chips costume

8 AM POST: just watched my neighbor throw a real mario powerup in the dumpster 8 PM POST: (IMAGE OF WOLF SMOKING A CIGARETTE) i have to lock in. 8:30 PM POST: what if it was spelled "penice"

Well the lactulose finally worked. 🫠

They should make feet that aren't cold as fuck

men should not be allowed to look at the moon

sacked lunch? how about sacked balls my friend 🙋🏻‍♂️

i read this as “plumb the depths of the conjectural hideo kojima” and yeah, a woman in lingerie who kills with fungal spores sounds 10/10 spot on

democrats when they insist upon themselves

look at this mf @badposter.lol. i have TWO girlfriends sorry i aint about to post that

imagining a yoder doing some wead