Kuna

Whenever I get basic unbranded candy from the gas station, I like to savor it slowly like a kid in Little House on the Prairie that just bought it for a penny from Nels Oleson.

“How was your weekend.” How are any of my weekends, man, do u know what it’s like to be waterboarded by grief?

Guys the only thing I planted in my dads garden this year that didn’t die is this single softball sized cabbage, everyone say “Good Job, Cabbage!”

The bad news about the bees is this is not a bee.

Trying to explain to my mother that maybe her gravestone doesn’t need to have an image of everything she and my dad liked and we can go easy and NOT have a forest and a stream and a deer and a horse and horseshoe and a barn and a bible quote and cross and PERHAPS we can go a little more minimalist.

Sister asks me to facilitate a FB Marketplace pickup for my parents old freezer while I’m home, and the recipient is my high school ex boyfriend

Archie School!!

The group chat is gonna start Having Suspicions about the local wildfires.

My favorite bit at work when an older person thinks they’re wasting my time is to say “oh absolutely not, I get paid by the hour and I’m punched in.” They love that shit.

CK: “hey bestie we saw that u closed one credit account this past year, let’s look at how this affects your score!” Me, being reminded about my dad’s card being closed nerfing my credit score:

We control what we can.

Bad awful horrible worst it’s been in a long time brain but I keep getting up and going to work anyway.

Sitting outside in the cold and drinking a cold drink and shivering to my core bc that’s all that feels Correct to do about my brain rn lol.

Had a dream last night where I moved full time back down to my hometown so I could help my grandma full time since my dad died, and then I woke up and remembered she’s dead too- like cool thank you brain that was great.

It really do be the most beautiful, sunny, gorgeous days on earth where your brain decides it’s time to obliterate the entire operation.

Mandatory Meeting beat

Prime Suspect for the half of a chipmunk we found in the backyard.

Crisp Weather🍂 for Rye

Amazing amazing amazing portrait by @wryote.bsky.social just in time for peak fall colors 💚🍂 thank you so much Kuna!!!

I think my favorite part about the new Carrie show is that actually I hate everyone and I’m so cool with her blowing up the whole town

Making quesadillas and watching Gunsmoke with all the windows wide open while the dogs chew on bones and my brain has allotted me One Serotonin!!!!

I’m amending this, I’ll only do it if they let me keep the bone.

Heimat

wimbdy

Kept messing with her so I got The Expression

Dinnre is tweny too minute late

It’s been a LONG time since I’ve had to peel myself from the TV to go to bed but Carrie is really good!

Busy up to my neck and then my sister drops a deadline to design my own parents headstone and trying to be so mentally normal about it.

That’s fair.

The people will say they’ve never seen this much ketchup on a pasty.

Bigg

Stinky rat man

Sautéed shishito peppers are my current favorite after-work meal

Whenever I spent time with friends, I get an awful mood drop after where I am convinced I did/said everything wrong and am disliked. I can explain to myself all I want how stupid it is, but it doesn’t make the feeling go away!

Home is really giving Lord Huron Album this morning.

if you see this straighten up your back you banana shaped shrimp

I need to do a Young Pope rewatch

Forcibly Removed from the Goodwill Bins for biting broccoli headed teenagers

Deep dishin' it in Chicago with @wryote.bsky.social

*drives up to ORD to pick someone up* Phone: “Welcome to O’Hare! Do you want a Lyft?” Fuck it, sure.