Keely Briar

My kid got bit at school today and they sent home a "biting incident report" and I nearly lost it when I saw these checkboxes

there are two paths: you either post like that or post like this

Local yote steals yard light

The local puppies are going wild (sound up for coyote noises)

where’s the ring

"I dunno, Belmonts Curse doesnt feel like a TRUE Castlevania game" Okay then... what about this?

RT if you love gay plushies

♡♡♡ which one of you wrote this?

Deep dishin' it in Chicago with @wryote.bsky.social

Not my best time (injuries, bad summer weather for training, etc) but what a great course for a marathon! Next one - Berlin?

Packers linemen blocking all my bad dreams

Hello

Girls night (inside my tunnel)

Everywhere I walk- its just more water and more rooms

I dont know all the reasons 'Forgotten Island' flopped but a buncha mom's I know watched the preview and all thought it was a movie for adults. Thats 5 moms in one group alone. Which is detrimental for an animated film relying on families/all ages to go see it.

I will be in Chicago this weekend. Ill be running the marathon on sunday but outside of that I'm looking for some suggestions on stuff to see. I grew up going there so I've seen all the "touristy" stuff a lot. Looking for places to eat / weird stuff / cool things I might not have heard of ...

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight https://theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight/

Me: My life is finally coming together! The news:

I hate when she looks at me like this

How i sleep at night with all my haters out there

Its wierd to live in the city and look over to your neighbors yard and see this

I need both of them to hit me with a car

🌮🐇 @snowballbunny.bsky.social 🐇🐇🐇🐇

I need to find the polished black shaft

"Reluctantly" having a Halloween party again this year. Who wants to go

Sitting down to play 6 hours of Mahjong on Yakuza - i grab my mug full of Diet Coke...

You better fucking believe I'm spiraling