warrior cop

The new castlevania game making joan of arc a boss and giving her fire powers…

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Airbnb hosts stripped of their ability to make the people paying them also do a bunch of chores

GRWM to use telekinesis at the prom for a fun surprise to end the school year

The cleaners (labor) are gonna make more than the hosts (rent seekers)! This is terrible.

I will never imagine Sisyphus happy

The hype was actually real..

One amount of toes down I’ve seen people standing lately is ten

Cranky asshole quote whinge account who is just a prick about everyone all day every day: ugh I’m gonna be a prick for a second

Uh sir your mortgage application does not appear to be matching up with several outstanding debts identified on your tax returns and other documents. Oh yeah my bad I entered into several off balance sheet funding arrangements so that stuff no longer counts on account of I said so

Don’t do it Kim, this is a witch hunt. Lots of perfectly legitimate reasons to demand $100K from some guy who wants political influence and give him instructions on how to avoid a paper trail

Studies show that the most common type of pathological hater who doesn’t wanna see people win is gambling scolds

I don't have a sub, but I hope this is not going on about Lonesome Dove of all novels being some hypermasculine celebration of cowboy hypermasculinity. Because the novel is a scathing critique of all that. In ways the famous TV show often missed. The book is an astonishing, beautiful work of art.

Funny take because two major themes of Lonesome Dove are: 1) it’s actually quite natural for men to be softhearted 2) women don’t owe you shit just because you fall in love with them

Damn

(Eric Harris watching Carrie) huh

Carrie but all the bullying is Walter Sobchak style

I wish Carrie would try that all that bullshit with me

Even if I’ve been mathematically proved a moron, you have to admit it was still kind of smart of me to act all stupid as fuck like that

Ok so I was accidentally completely wrong about everything in exactly the way you guys said the whole time. Here’s why I was still right

In a setback for Dunning Kruger chartboys, a Federal Reserve study reveals that from 2022 to 2025, Americans 75+ saw their wealth jump 37%; those under 35 lost 23%. The poorest 40% of Americans also lost out.

Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.

bruh

Time to get cognitively declining dads all over the nation excited about my incredible new LLM sports betting system

small moment of joy

Gonna teach my defense mechanism therapy speak. Time to get healthy 💪

If you tank a lethal injection you should be free to go

All serious like I’m making an actual point: when are democrats gonna go back to lip service and pablum instead of making concrete promises

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What people complaining about this don’t get is what if it’s a sure thing and you can’t lose this time

Don’t know who needs to hear this but you have stage iv cancer

As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!!

A guy texting back wowzers in response to a nude

Kash you really fucked the dog on this one