Cees-Jan Kiewiet

Sup? #AI

It's a "I need a drink" kind of day #php #CVE #SecOps #docker #drink

What in the PHPStorm features did I just activate? #SQL #PHPStorm

Welp, I see why people are getting stuck in Labyrinths, looks like progress tracking just breaks sometimes. Funnily enough, I can't open the in-game support browser either to report a bug, it just loads forever. When people are saying Blizzard is actively losing that polish, this is what they mean.

The Battlefield6 devs have humorously called one of their bots "notAI" 👏👏👏 #Battlefield #Humor #AI #BF6 #Gaming #Battlefield6 #Hashtag

Maybe my Terraform state file got a bit too big, this is it being pulled from S3: #Terraform #S3

Gooo morning!!

Ouch... https://inoti.fyi/

I see what you tried there:

Nothing says "We value your privacy" as "We and our 641 partners" 🫠 #privacy #adblock #fuckthisshit

Was planning to roll out a bunch of upgrades today, after months of work, and planning, but #GitHub has other plans, well bruch it is then!

Ow nice, really like the packagist UI tweaks ♥️ !

Whoops: #GitHub #CI #GitHubActions

Naming is hard: typephp, typephp, native PHP, nativePHP, and PHP native? There are quite some confusion notions these days in #PHP ecosystem. www.exakat.io/typephp-nati...

Miku Miku 5 meter 10Gbit DAC BEAM!!!!! #miku #fiber #networking #beam

What's the worst security bug you've found buried in legacy code you inherited? I'll go first: an MD5 password check using `==` let "magic hash" strings starting with `0e` log in without the real password. PHP saw `0 == 0`. In prod for years. Your turn. #PHP #Security #AppSec

Achievement unlocked: Control a Duux Whisper Flex with @home-assistant.io #Duux #HomeAssistant

There goes my Sunday afternoon #HomeAssistant #SQLite

The downside of going from FullHD to 4K is that you suddenly loose your mouse pointer on websites without dark mode 🤦 #4K #DarkMode #MousePoint #FullHD #DarkModeForAll

Best `Best Before Date` I've ever seen on a beer bottle: #beer #heat #death #universe #heatDeathOfTheUniverse #bottle #BBD

That random junk file to you is a mystery needing to be solved for an LLM: #AI #LLM #junk #code

Google restricted key Android features to its own apps. When the European Commission asked us what we thought about about it, we had plenty to say. And they listened. Alphabet must now open up 11 Android features to third-party assistants. Read more 👇

GitHub Pancakes!

Guess the purpose of the repository, haven't pulled in a couple of weeks:

As it's usually the case when a new version is being prepared, PHP 8.6 will come with a lot of deprecations. In my opinion most of the voting is being very sensible and it's awesome to see the language doing some cleanup. Here's what's going on: wiki.php.net/rfc/deprecat...

GitHub's repo name suggestion is still the most unhinged part of the platform:

hydra

O hello PHP, haven't seen you toss this error at my before: #php

Well, yes, GitHub, I merged the PR with those changes myself, but I really appreciate you reminding everyone about it ♥️

Things you don't prefer to see in your CI output:

And so the fun begins with getting this code base into shape: