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Here is episode 1 (of 1?! of 13?!) in my Hole in One Challenge video. I'm going to hit around 100 shots a night until I get it done. Videos will be posted every couple days to give me time to edit. Check it out and watch me slowly lose (what's left of) my mind. youtu.be/cv4k3vS9RwY?...

I sincerely can’t believe that these people aren’t dead or fearing for their lives at every second of every day.

UCF icing their own kicker to waste 4 seconds is hilarious.

If you have to slow a play down 40x and zoom in, you have to leave the fucking call. What are we doing here? Abolish all replay.

Sure am glad I bought Blackhawks tickets for my kids for Christmas. Can’t wait to shit all over their holiday watching this butt hockey team!

Finally fucking did it.

I desperately want Clayface to do well because Clayface rules ass and I love that they took the chance on it, but I am also a giant pussy and will not go see it and probably won't even see it at home. I am a sad little coward. Please go see Clayface for me.

I work in healthcare, ish, and we had to have a big meeting because we’re seeing an increase in people filing fake claims with receipts that are AI generated. Hell yeah, man. I love AI and how it’s perfect for being a total piece of corrupt shit. God bless out tech overlords.

Every day I get a little happier that I am consistently losing interest in video games. Ads, pay to win, shitty AI everything, cost, toxic gamer fate idiots, there’s just nothing in here for me anymore. And that’s fine, I guess, but it doesn’t seem like there’s anything here for anyone anymore.

I just read 100 posts about 'You Can See Everything' despite not caring about Holmes or her company; liking Nathan Fielder enough to be interested, but not enough to ever finish a project of his; knowing it's 3hrs long and knowing I will never commit to that. But I am fascinated by the discourse.

The Cleveland Browns are in first place in the AFC North. (Largely because the rest of the division sucks total dog ass but) The Cleveland Browns are in first place in the AFC North.

I have no dog in the BYU v ND game, but that shit was pass interference all day, every day.

Straight fuckin Edge. Sober for 39 years, Edge for, let’s call it, 21. Shoutout to all my Straight Edge homies.

Tyler Bertuzzi don’t turn the puck over every time you touch it challenge. Jesus fucking christ he sucks.

Ah yes. One of my all time favorite hockey plays! D man smashes a dude right into his own goalie, gets mad at the dude he hit, tries to fight him. Absolute favorite dipshit hockey guy play.

Shoutout to the Rays being the Devil Rays tonight. That kicks ass. Make it permanent.

There are few things I want more in this world than Stephen Miller dying in a jail cell.

I didn’t like the Byram deal from the jump and I don’t want to let that taint my opinion of him, buuuuttttt Is he any good? Like he probably isn’t worth his new contract next year, but it should level out to market value. But is he *good*?

Rep. Delia C. Ramirez has introduced a bill that would abolish not just ICE, but the DHS altogether, repealing the 2002 law establishing the agency and replacing it with one focused on protecting civil and human rights.

The quotes and replies to this are mostly good, but also kind of a stunning look into how insane some people are. There’s a person in here who can’t watch an episode of Bob’s Burgers because they referred to a WW2 thing before it happened.

Please end this Deshaun Watson bullshit now. I get it, fun winning a couple games, but it’s gotta be over now.

I have been a Browns fan since 1999. I have seen a lot of god awful football in that time. This Browns and Jets game has to be among one of the worst football games I have ever seen. And the people watching it live spent a lot of money to sit 8 inches of rain while watching it. My god.

Today is a great day for the Cleveland Browns to trade for any other quarterback.

Boy, I already fucking hated Minkah Fitzpatrick, now I hope he dies. Fuck that stupid bitch.

The Browns are going to lose this game and they were always going to lose this game. This is Browns 101.

Holy FUCK. ouch!

God damn, Lanterns is pretty great, huh. Really enjoyed it a lot.

I still can’t believe the Blackhawks put a fucking 20 something year old cop in the GOVX Veterans salute thing. Eat my entire fucking ass.

The Blackhawks benefited from an offside challenge, so I am contractually obligated to tweet this: Fuck review. Offside review is a fucking abomination and whoever implemented it should get their ass kicked.

A cop in the veterans spot for the anthem in Chicago? Jesus christ. Just put an L on the board now.

Today is a great day for the Cleveland Browns to trade for a QB.

I watched this movie and it sucked shit, but I liked the idea behind it, so I read the book anyway. Fantastic book. Check it out, if you have the time. Do not watch the movie.

Had to kick Counterparts off because I was going older records and, while Counterparts is probably my favorite band right now and ‘The Difference…’ IS older, I just couldn’t justify it.

What a sequence from Frondell there. Oh my goodness.

Wow. ESPN’s “commercial break” thing is fucking horrendous. Just a big wave of sound every 6 seconds? Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? Why is streaming so fucking terrible?

God, this fucking SUCKS

Eat my entire fucking ass, Rodgers.

Holy FUCK what a kick!!!

Wait the CLEVELAND Browns?

Mason Graham down? Perfect. God hates the Browns. Glad He’s back to it. Keep Watson healthy and slowly kill off all the good ones. Thanks, Big Guy.

Al Michaels saying the coverage is as good as it gets on a defensive pass interference. Still got it!

Bryan Danielson. Holy fuck.

Hangman Adam Page broke my heart, man. God damn.

Not enough people hate Carter Hart. More people should fucking hate that loser.

Patrick motherfucking Kane

I love Connor Bedard. I hope he heals very quickly. I do not need 5 minutes of interviewing him in this fucking game. Holy shit.