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@twosense.bsky.social Halloween is all figured out for ya.

Some Lula supporters apparently shouted his name out their window when it was announced he won and a cop pointed his gun at him and they took what is possibly the greatest image of a cop ever taken, like genuinely this would go hard as a cover for a Rage album its so poetic.

The world would be in much better shape if old white men stopped trying to smash things & wield everlasting power under the auspices of ‘creating a legacy’.

Blinks in *this fucking country*

Matt Frei is an example of a very handsome man who doesn’t conform to my type at all but he’s dead attractive coz his brain is well fit! @channel4news.bsky.social

I know it’s the Israeli election today but I’m getting vibes that people are truly sick of corruption; leaders lining their pockets & it seems to be punching through. Bibi though….will he get kicked out?

Genuinely my god….that’s amazing!

Sorry I should say IS so wrong. Is.

How is it ok to not name this celebrity when the woman have to deal with the trauma. This seems so so wrong.

And tonight it’s a beautiful shiny silver shilling. Hanging low & stark. Just gorgeous.

Rare I do one gym session & it starts at 5:10 but that’s my day today & I’m utterly fewmin at why I decided to do that coz dark innit.

I’m going to start looking like a foraged mushroom. Dinner. To eat in a crème fraiche sauce on home made miso danish ryebread.

I thought it was that footballer I’m sick of hearing about today. Harold Kane?

Erm why?

Does anyone use MagSafe Popsockets on their phone? I’m considering but never really seen one in the wild. I’ve an iPhone 18 (I think) & with the carpal tunnel issue…

Haha! I love this 👇🏼

Whoever in #TheBritishMuseum coined the phrase #MedievalMerch for the #BayeauxTapestry gift shop goodies I salute you. Every time I think of it….JUST TAKE MY GROATS.

Happy *let’s attempt to break in my 4yr old Dr Martens boots* to all who celebrate. Can’t wait for the subsequent *Happy Compeed Hunt* Day. And pls; no advice. I’ve tried it all.

He’s such a touchy quisling isn’t he? That patronising voice. Wish I’d never heard the word patriotic; such a loaded dog whistle #Farage #Radio4.

Oh hang on you twats you’ve got #Farage on #Radio4 GET HIM OFF.

Moon rn = 100% Death Star vibes.

Honestly I cannot wait to see #Trump dry bummed in these midterms. No fucks given about any of the ‘oh but’ & ‘what about though’ etc. just hand him his lardy orange arse. Hopefully lovely stuff.

Packing for London & thank fuck this grim weather is fucking off. Cities are horrible in the rain. Awful.

Worked on Duke St bang opposite Selfridges & LAWD did we all hate Oxford St. Loathsome busy tat place. It was a lunch run / shop to Selfridges no going right / left & run back. Hated it so much I’ve never stepped foot there since, so this will only improve it.,

Ooooft.

Also anyone that uses the words YUM or NOM ….first against the wall. With obvs *picky bits*. Infantilising your language is one of my most hated traits in others.

Gym has a new app page where post the most pathetically obvious new thing they’re selling (today it’s a collagen boosting hot tea) & the folks who comment hysterically & gleefully that they *can’t wait* or are *so excited YUM* to drink it make me want to smash someone’s thorax in.

I love listening to @sadiqkhanlondon.bsky.social. He’s simply what calm, sensible politics needs.

I was having conversations with journalists just a few months ago about whether democracy was doomed. Look at this year: Orban defeated. Vukic defeated. Bolsonaro Jr defeated. Trump heading to likely defeat in midterms. That’s the beauty of democracy. Voters can respond. Don’t count it out yet.

Victory for Lula, who has already reduced Amazon deforestation by 70% since 2022, means there is now a chance of ending deforestation of the rainforest entirely I’m weeping with joy for Brazil, for the Indigenous peoples of the Amazon, and for life on Earth 🇧🇷🌳🌎 www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...

In one day, two politicians - Bolsonaro in Brazil and Vucic in Serbia - with ties to Trump have lost surprise elections thanks to high turnout. The rise of the international far-right is not inevitable.

Let’s not get carried away with the Serbian election good news, cos I guess we’ve still a long way to go. Jeez.

So the Ggod Guy in Serbia won? Well if I wake tomorrow & Lula has also won then I’ll start to believe He Will Die Soon & maybe cheer the fuck up about the world.

Ok 2 day wk then London Town awaits. Are your streets paved with gold? I’m gonna come find out

Nothing….nada, would surprise me any more. Half thought it might be Kid Rock but for the fact he’s a man.

Only here could we have a split camp in the ‘preparedness’ dialogue. I have no torches, no wind up radio & no bottled water & everyone else has. You crack on. You adding stuff to your home doesn’t diminish my life. Good for you.

Oooooh it’s so dark al….<Inserts batman slapping Robin> meme. Cc @juux.com

Though I don’t like flying…at all…& wouldn’t have survived trying to land in Newcastle etc. yday, I admit seeing so many flights that do land does gives me confidence. They manage it or they abort & pop elsewhere & yeah, it’s amazing really. I feel a bump en route & THATS IT WE ARE GOING DOWN.

Snorted laughing at this.

The noise of the wind in & through the leaf laden boughs is terrifying !

This mini thread speaks for me.

BAYEAUX TICKETS IN INBOX KLAXON!

Standing looking at my fridge & all its magnet memory glories. Frans Hals looking seductively with his lute, tockets to the Tokyo metro, a leaning tower of Pisa, Hokusai, one of the Lewis chessmen & this beauty that always makes me smile….

What a dreadful nights sleep. I look 👇🏼That wind. Urgh.

Couldn’t give any fuck who’s about to become James Bond cos Daniel Craig (long story but if you’re from Chester you *know* him) was such a handsome but not pretty man & though I DID NOT marry him (GAH) no one will match him. Plus Spectre was shite. It’s over. Just don’t bother.

Clocks go back. Winter incoming

Just no.

Oh my word. Division Bell ❤️ come sing the harmonies with me ❤️ #BeeGees