Zack Wagner

If Digger has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Digger has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Digger has only one fan then that is me. If Digger has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Digger, then I am against the world.

Many people who thought they were reviewing the movie seem to have been reviewing Fossil Fools instead. :3

Boomers for some reason: Yes, I would love a shirt with an AI generated America 250 logo that looks like shit

One day you are young and carefree then another day you find yourself saying things like “They really don’t make vocalists like Robert Palmer nowadays”

It’s amazing how every day this reality gets dumber and dumber

Kraft American Singles taste pretty good when you don’t have someone in your ear telling you it’s not real cheese

Please. I am begging you. Read another book.

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I’ve been struggling to articulate what bugs me about a lot of Nolan’s work and I think this pretty succinctly states it. He lacks a playfulness (IMO) that a major director should have (again IMO)

PIZZA HISTORIAN WATCHING “MYSTIC PIZZA”: I don’t even know where to begin. I would be ashamed to serve these pizzas.

$105B for a manufactured war in Iran? Sorry kids, a bunch of losers need to prove their masculinity! Free healthcare or meals are not possible!

You don’t *have* to say something about how bad Graham was, although it would be appreciated. Saying good things about him is insane. He dedicated the last 20 years of his life to a lust for money and power. Anyhow, I wish more center libs would just say no comment.

When I was a boy, the Cheers theme made me sad and Dream Weaver by Gary Wright scared me.

Is Alan Shemper supposed to be bad? I think he’s funny.

If you were famous for a short period of time in the 90s, you are MAGA (or at least MAHA).

Only the genius brain of Mark Cuban could come up with, “Let me pay less in taxes.” Without Shark Tank to launder his image he’ll be MAGA within a year.

Chris Kattan!! No!!

There’s only one sensible choice for the next James Bond, Richard Kind.

It’s fascinating to me that every administration thinks “solving” the Middle East will be easy, but improving the quality of life domestically is “too difficult.”

Nothing like sitting in a dealership service waiting room to make you reconsider all the choices in your life.

I think I’m just too hungry for a mid level studio comedy because “Focker In-Law” seems good to me

Trump truly is an innovator. He has invented the Church of England

Data getting emotions in Generations was so funny to me. I was cracking up watching it last night

I made a Stefan Urquelle reference and my wife had no idea who that was. SMGDH

Turning on the Twilight Zone and having it be a western episode is a special kind of disappointment.

I heard there was a secret ooze It turned four turtles into dudes But you don't really care for pizza, do ya? They fought like this, Two swords, a stick A couple sai Some nunchuck tricks Those Ninja boys-a callin Cowabunga

Who’s your favorite character in the Cheers opening credits? Probably the guy holding the newspaper that says “WE WIN!” for me

I’m ready to Lib out. When Bono says he “loves more than hate loves war.” It’s like, hell yeah, let’s pretend it’s 2009 and we’ll put it in chewing gum commercial.

The best way to support veterans is to not create more of them. End senseless wars.

Laughter in the Rain is a classic and Sedaka’s version is good. But Lea Roberts’ is better IMO. youtu.be/6xqYZTrphLY?...

I don’t know why the doctor didn’t prescribe Pagliacci some Family Guy compilations on YouTube. Those always get me to laugh.

Hakeem Jeffries do not text me.