Zdar [🖕💙] Light, a 🦔

Unlike a certain Professor, this King loves bein' a Rat. 🐀

What more can a Dog ask for then a whole room full of donuts and a cutie pie to rub my belly and make sure I finish it all~. (Thank you so much to the adorable @CowzHyena for this amazing Birthday gift qwq 🫶 and thank you @P3Tummy for the amazing art!)

I think @heartandkol.sheath.church should eat you.

The Sale just started!!! Buy these two critters at 65$ USD!! 💖🐀 🐕✨

this is so fucking bleak

That's not me! Do not trust it! The scammer came back to me and has control over my socials attached to that account

Our latest acquisition. 🐯🐯🐯

The turns have been tabled...

Voretober 2026 Day 24: Rules Sometimes the rules are meant to be broken. Even those of the food chain~ #voretober #voretober2026

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Given a lot of y'all out there are stuffers, gainers, and feedees, I thought I might share some tips on how to manage discomfort that I've sussed out over the last few years. Belly rubs actually help! Thank you @hoodiesol.bsky.social for posing for this diagram! Please check out his art, he rocks 💛

Fly me to the moon and let me play among the moon. Let me see what moon is like on moon and moon and moon.

Outta my sight, scrub

it cannot actually be ignored or danced around that the closure of BioWare came so soon after the Saudi and Jared Kushner acquisition of EA. they absolutely did take the studio making EA’s broadly queerest games out back and shoot it old yeller style. do not let yourself or colleagues ignore that

Weight gain spells!? What is this? A fat fur sequence?

Probably not the best time to say this, but One of my favorite parts of the whole Bricks & Minifigs drama from a few months back was how it took Star Wars legos to make a bunch of white folks realize that American cops are a lawless state sponsored gang that acts with impunity.

okay so MAYBE Alex's last minute Halloween costume isn't that scary, but you could at least pretend to be a little frightened when he says "boo," right? by @bootfromtv.bsky.social

No, it's not okay to eat other people. That is why it's hot

If u ever feel bad abt being a weird little creature online u gotta remember that the ""Serious"" people spend all their computer time on substack linkedin xitter circlejerking eachother's takes and seething at useless discourse. consuming or creating weird porn is 1000x more honorable than that

But hey, if you push through and beat the odds and become a one-in-a-million success story, you too might one day have a throng of fans tweeting at you to kill yourself

Voretober 2026 Day 18: Collection Usually they're the ones being collected... they decided this time it's their turn to try~ #voretober #voretober2026

i cannot contain the yuri on this one