chase fourteen

chase fourteen

@zed.pet

23 - mdni - naarm - ΘΔ any pronouns (derogatory)

157 followers111 following284 posts

TIL americans say chyron instead of lower thirds which is probably just interesting to me only

🦇 SCARE-sha 🦇@spacethey.gay

does anyone have the picture of milo yiannopolous that says "FORMER HOMOSEXUAL" on the chyron

im a dub addict. im surrounded by dub. closed in on all sides by the soothing tones of dub. i am caressed. cocooned. by dub.

training a coworker who i blocked as soon as i saw on grindr and it’s hard to present myself as an authority when he’s probably seen me describe myself as a big titty public bathroom

hewwwoooo??? how is everyone ??? how have things been??? not sure who's gaming on bluesky nowadays so say hi so i know where to paw atcha :3c

remix of that one modjo song call it lady fear me 2nite it costs $6.66 on bandcamp and they will study how i somehow managed to encode pain in FLAC

two days in a row i’ve asked a cis person to get me monster and they come back with a pipeline punch and say, exactly, “i got you the girly one”

your honor this is a kangaroo court. what is the crime? enjoying a paw? a succulent unwashed paw? im pleading insanity through faggotry

bluesky being more boring than twitter is actually its strength. now instead of having a bluesky but using twitter instead, i *only* have bluesky and *still* don't use it. social media addiction solved.

the problem with trying to socialise is i wonder what people similar to me would be doing to meet people and i get trapped in a hole of unknowing

continuing on my subskeet quest, writing like a mix of trümp and dril does not make you cool. if i see one more Sad! or It’s True! or another long winded flat response for “comedy” i’m going to scream.

Look at me. My declarative statements are so aloof. You wish you could type like I do. Some people try it, but they’re all too Reddit. Sad! Bluesky is so annoying. Very sad! I have many allegations against me.