🤠 alex

dissociating after seeing You Can See Everything

I'm probably good forever on watching a movie about some jackasses climbing a dangerous mountain or whatever

if i was the guy in obsession it wouldn't have gone down like that

they're calling me eminently employable

they got me waiting 30+ minutes at the Walgreens for my shots but I'm unemployed so it's actually pretty chill

i was blessed to see a baby opossum tonight. at first i thought it was a really weird rat. i hope that sweet baby opossum is ok

one thing that sucks about working a job where you see a lot of peoples names in the data you work with, is that sometimes you see a very funny name that you can't post about

do the men in the group chat like each other, i wonder flaminghydra.com/gentlemen-an...

Yes it was worth it

would a "bad guy" inject unregulated chemicals into a girl he just assaulted? wait

all conservatives are this guy and have always only ever been this guy

ah another hard day of work done. time to wind down for the night by looking at beautiful women on the computer and clapping like a seal

N132D X-Ray and Optical Composite - From Judy Schmidt (geckzilla.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/nPcFtT

this is the kind of review i like to see

i wish he'd mackle more

sadly it is this version

(guy whose job is fully draining his will to live voice) sup

file under "notifications that make you feel like you're having a stroke"

probably a coincidence that brain damage can make someone Republican

oot remake looks bad 👍

I spoke to a member of the SBWU boycott committee about the call to boycott Starbucks. As a reminder, boycott Starbucks! www.weareravenous.com/starbucks-wo...

“We keep giving the string manipulators access to curl and we don’t know how to stop it, send help”

*waving gun around wildly* no guys seriously what I'm doing right now is so dangerous. and it's going to change the world. give me one billion dollars

Final Fantasy is real. Claire "Lightning" Farron is real, and strong, and she's my wife

why are you, as a man, residing on a pale blue dot?

this is what rfk jr sounds like www.youtube.com/watch?v=CatS...

Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection

I think I need to learn to draw at the age of mid thirties so that I can make perverted art

The reason the Reggie Watts story is so horrible, I think, why it is so creepingly nauseating to read, is because it represents a very real kind of evil. It might be a c-list celebrity doing it but it's an everyday evil. A man hurting and manipulating and ducking accountability or consequence.

considering trying a new pickup line: "i'd love to buy you a nintendo switch 2 sometime"

woke 2.1.1 release candidate 3

an inversion table might fix me

it's a good vid

getting invited to a gangbang and finding out it was a gangbang for shmucks

A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set https://theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-stalled-after-red-phantom-named-twinkpunisher-invades-set/

going to seattle to capture perform a citizens euthanasia on the deformed raccoon