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God, I love our Northern neighbors!

So Ozzy has died? I never heard him sing a single note and don't care to, thank you. Not my style. I'm sure he would have said the same about me if I had gone first. Who cares?

My skylight project from 20 years ago:

Stolen meme morning:

Why is Ghislaine Maxwell still alive in prison? She was smart enough to sequester the proof somewhere that L'il Pammie can't find it. Cue the pardon in 3....2....1....

Drumpf is a loser. He said he would deprot at least 11 million people. That is 7,534 a day for every one of the 1,460 days of his term. He is way behind schedule. Even if he could, that would be 25 jets seating 300 every day. And who will take these 11 million people? El Salvador only has 6 million.

OK, EU and Mexico. On Aug 1, stop all shipments and deliveries of any imports from your countries and refuse to allow the same from us. Stop all commerce with this dictator and see how long he lasts. The temporary pain will be worth it to get rid of him and his criminal administration.

My favporite meme of ICE Barbie on a horse is the one where she slipped out of the saddle, hung a boot in the stirrup and got dragged over rocky ground until she was dead from blunt force trauma to her criminal head. Saadist Nazi bitch!

I.C.E. is the Gestapo. We all need to join together to oppose and obstruct them. We are a nation of laws and they are violating them thousands of times a day.

it's so cool that everyone has just completely forgotten that the President doesn't have any legal authority to set US tariff rates we're like six months into an illegal tax regime being set by imperial decree and everyone's treating it like a totally legitimate thing

So, according to the NYT, it is only "liberal states" who want these ICE or bounty hunter thugs to show their faces. Really? Fuck you, NYT!

Dear people of Brazil: We apologize for our criminal idiot "President" who has no knowledge of how to govern or deal with people honestly. Please tell him very plainly to shove his 50% tariff up his orange ass. Dtop sending us anything at all until he is dead or in prison.

8647! Now to wait for the Secret Service and the FBI to investigate me. There are not enough people in the employ of the entire US government to investigate everyone who wants this criminal idiot to die.

"Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

When do we get the tell-all from Ivanka about her first sexual experience at home with Dad? NYT best-seller? Special gold-trimmed autographed edition? Self-published? Funded by Jared's Saudi billions?

Texas Gov. Abbott: “Every football team makes mistakes,” Abbott said. “The losing teams are the ones that try to point out who’s to blame. The championship teams are the ones that say, ‘Don’t worry, ma’am, we’ve got this.’” A flood is a football game. Don't worry, you 250+ dead folks- he's got this

Will blow up before entry ....

Dear Texas MAGA assholes who are blaming the National Weather Service for failures in forecasting about the rains: Your idiot President let Elmo Skunk fire half of the staff. Shut the fuck up.

Hey ICE Nazis! Here's a tip for where you can arrest those illegals! Go to Kerrville, TX where they are helping clean up the flood damage. You'll get plenty of them to send to Alligator Auschwitz! Won't you be such heroes!

www.vnews.com/vermont-corr... Tell Nazi Tom Homan and ICE Barbie to go fuck themselves. Don't take any more detainees from them.

This now applies again: "He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures." - ICE and violations of Posse Comitatus.

Even if he died tomorrow, all we would get is more chaos and J.D. Whateverthehellhisnameisthisweek. We are well and truly fucked.

Really like this guy

If you were cool with this, you can shove your "Happy 4th of July" up your ass.

Dear rest of the normal world: Please tell Drumpf to go fuck himself when he notifies you of increased tariffs. Stop sending goods to us and trade among yourselves until he is dead.

The Nazi Drumpf administration may be considering nationalizing Space-X and taking it away from Elmo on national security grounds. It's something dictators do.

If you think being a natural-born citizen of the United States will protect your legal rights in any way, you did Nazi this coming. First he will go after naturalized citizens, then he will come for you if you don't behave as the King wishes.

My hometown is about to be fucked by the RepubliQan Party. But they voted 70% for Drumpf. Montrose County, with a population of approximately 44,800, has roughly 15,372 residents enrolled in Medicaid.This includes children, seniors, low-income adults, and people with disabilities. You voted for this

I say let them cut all the Federal funds they want. And we will stop paying Federal taxes. Deal?

So why are the Democrats in the Senate not stopping all activity there and using every possible action to freeze the government. A bad bill is better than no bill? In what universe? I can tell you why: They won't be affected by the continuation of the coup. They have health care and a paycheck.

Best summation of The Bozo-Sanchez spectacle: Bozo is a walking penis.

The Supreme Court is now officially an enemy of the Constitution they are supposed to protect. There will be no peaceful resolution to this issue. There can't be.

Almost none like him around today: www.nytimes.com/2025/06/26/b...

Someone tell me the difference between the bounty hunter gangs taking anyone they choose on the streets of the US and those in Teheran kidnapping women to be whipped for not wearing head covers? Explain it to me like I was the citizen of a democracy.

Americans apparently think all people in the Middle East are ignorant goatherds and suicide-bombers. They may change that opinion when the drones start blowing up in the good old US of A.

He just dropped $280,000,000 worth of artillery in a war that’s not ours, but our grandparents have to live on Ramen noodles because America can’t afford Meals on Wheels anymore. Make it make sense.

Happy Sunday

OK, so let's concede an assumption - for pure speculative intent - that the Iranian capability to build an actual nuclear weapon has been eliminated for the foreseeable future. They still have PLENTY of nasty radioactive material that could very easily be shipped into this country for a dirty bomb.

152 days in and our "Reichstag FIre event" has happened. Next expect a "Iranian" false-flag attack in the US that will result in martial law and more restrictions on American assemply and free speech in the name of "Homeland Security". And the mid-term Congressional elections? Cancelled. Enjoy.