Jimmy Zed

I enjoy it periodically

Just had to paint our kitchen, when we already did it ten years ago. This is bullshit

This echoes a lot of stuff I've been thinking about Scrum recently dev.to/remojansen/s...

Zuto busto

Will we never have squirrel in bucket of hot trout in this country?

If I was to start a shop selling window blinds, I would definitely call it Kingdom Of The Blind

Vance: It's Biden's fault we're not prepared for this war Trump started! Looooooooool 🤣😂🤣

Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?

If anyone is looking for investment advice, have you considered that number go up?

TIL this song I've listened to and adored for 43 years has a music video, and it's really odd and offputting 😕

Shout out to anyone who had a niceday rubber with the dog on it at school.

The 2 year gap after 2016 on my CV? That was the rapture, and my subsequent banishment.

I will defend to the death my right to be a libertarian! To sit here in this archive, to caress tenderly these immortal tomes, to reverently read... Sorry I meant librarian back there

I am a libertarian, it is my universal entitlement to rise as high as my innate gifts will let me, unconstrained by your petty bureaucracy, until Lord Humungus and his berserkers turn up and turn me into cat meat on a whim, as is their absolute right

Me after listening to a military podcast for 3 hours about salients on a battlefield: Google, what is a salient?

Yin took the bairns and left. It's just Yang from now on. Sneks everywhere.

How did the people who designed airplane seats know we would one day be shaped like shrimp

Wuh-oh! I'm Sukie Bapswent.

I shall always pronounce "awry" like "oar-ee".

I love this, and then I realise there's two generations of adults now who probably don't know the iconic movie reference, or ever heard of Bernie Clifton. I suppose every generation thinks the pop culture of their time will endure. Oh callow youth!

Hi! I'm Harfynn Teuport

Amerifriends on here saying they can't sleep, and then I realise it's obvious why.

I'm resisting urges today, and every day.

Smash the system! Sell multipack cans separately.

Whoever did the godawful build instructions for this crappy Gami wardrobe deserves a pamplemousse shoving right up their moulin rouge

Found that you can use CoPilot to do file diffs, as long as you don't mind it saying files are identical, until you point out that they aren't, and then it apologises, and admits a difference, and then you point out another difference, and then it admits it didn't actually look at them before.

Right, fellow Greenlanders. We're here to design the Greenland flag, the flag that will forever represent Greenland. First decision. What colour should it be?

Oh no, China invades Taiwan? So we have to postpone the midterms?

Oh no, Russia invades Nato country? So we have to postpone the midterms?

Oh no, Russian plague? So we have to lockdown? So we have to postpone the midterms?

So this is what happens when the nerds help the jocks

I bought this because it was on sale. Now I understand why. I don't believe any human being has enjoyed this.

Auto captions get important words completely wrong A LOT, so the actual meaning of sentences is lost, so WHY ARE WE ACCEPTING THIS

Learning about Alien Life since my copy of Galactic War was published in 1983

Amazing dress sense from robo boss Nick here, channeling early 80s Human League. BBC News - Two-legged Evri delivery robot crashes during UK-first trial - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

Only now, on a sinking boat a thousand miles from shore, being harassed by a horny sperm whale, do I embrace socialism

Imagine boffing a guy named Sigmund

Thalha Jubair, 20, and Owen Flowers, 19, were sentenced to five and a half years jail each in 2024 for hacking into Transport for London. So what's Sam Altman going to get for this? www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cv...

If work is getting you down, and you feel you aren't being paid enough, just remember that Vin Diesel got paid 54 million dollars to say "I am Groot" into a microphone a few times.

This bloke said I was like an AI because I knew some history facts. No mate, this is not like AI, this is just regular I

Reading about the Punic Wars and yeah puns *are* terrible

So, so tired of this stupid dork BBC News - Trump says triumphal arch will be military complex with drones and snipers www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I don't know how to say it more succinctly. The proponents of crypto currency are supporting industrial-level global money laundering, because that is its primary utility.